FunAdvice UK Questions in: General Knowledge

Anyone know what this says?

confused_lil_girl — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:15:59 -0700

Ok ich tue dies, weil ich bin sehr langweilen. Ich liebe die Sprache Deutsch, und wollte nur sehen, ob jemand wusste, was diese sagen wurde, also, wenn Sie lesen un verstehen es dann YAY!! Dank auch fur Sie durch die Muhe des lesens dieses<3

love fireworks

lish54 — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:40:07 -0700

I love fireworks, I think they are so pretty...I always cant wait to go see them...does anyone else love them??

Theories on what came first..chicken or egg?

sooitca — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:06:06 -0700

the title says it all lol!

Making a tye dye shirt

skittlez2013 — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:55:18 -0700

ok so yea I want to make a tie die shirt and I have know clue how to make the die I know you need to add salt but how much

Firework shows?

fau — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:49:58 -0700

Where can I find out how the big professional firework shows are run, setup, and maintained and that will tell about everything about them?

Does anyone here read Pendragon?

sillist1s — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:44:56 -0700

I'm just totally curious. Not the King Arthur stuff. Bobby Pendragon and Travelers that book. It's a bestselling series. If you do... how much do you like them? What's your favorite book? How old are you? Me, I'm 18 and I started reading them like 3 years ago, and I can't get enough! I'm on Book 9, halfway done, and I love it. My favorite book is probably book 6 or book2, or book1...well I like them all! I just want to make sure I'm not the only one because my sister and friend think I'm weird lol.

Book Publishing Program

modernwinterbreeze — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:20:03 -0700

I would really like to write a book someday, though I always wondered if you would have to write it on a certain program on the computer. Is this true? Would it hurt to write my book on Microsoft Word? I am really confused on where to write it. Also, after I write the book, what do I do next? Send it to different publications? Find an agent?

10 litres

slvn — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:31:54 -0700

you have three containers, each can hold 19, 13, and 7 litres. the 13 and 7 are filled to their capacity. you need to get two of the aboved mention containers filled with 10 litres each. you can only use the three containers. some help here please? think Die Hard 3

Another riddle

prince1116 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:43:46 -0700

Two police offers were investigating a mysterious death. When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling. There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off. The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor. How did the man manage to hang himself? This one pretty easy,

Anxiety?

jaes — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:42:20 -0700

Ok, so I am a person who basically has to get everything right. But if I get something wrong, like the answer to a question, I cant stop replaying it in my mind, and beating myself down for it, and this happens fro at least 24 hours, so then I just totally give up in that clas or whatever. And then I get really super worried that people will laugh or mock me even months after it happens, normal?

A really hard riddle

prince1116 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:11:37 -0700

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. it too me three dqays to figire this out, and I feel so stupid, see if you can gets this?

Why is suicide, so taboo?

jaes — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:00:47 -0700

I dont get it, why is suicide, so taboo? I mean a lot of people beleive in destiny, and fate, but when suicide comes up they are totallyy against it. I mean im I weird for asking this?

Can you solve this riddle?

prince1116 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:59:38 -0700

The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place I think its easy, but if you dont know the answer send me a msg.

Is it ok to feel guilty for something someone else did?

joshaha — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:41:52 -0700

Is it ok to feel guilty for somrthing some one else done, I keep on falshing back to that moment

Pronouciation of the...

jello — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:57:56 -0700

How do you pronouce "the" Like "thuhh" or like "thee"

Am I too heavy?

heynow123 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:37:51 -0700

I am 14 5'7 and weigh about 133 pounds. I have extremely muscular thighs though...I dance 5 times a week atleast and play soccer nonstop...do I weigh too much?

Can black people be in the Surenas 13 gang?

smiley13 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:21:56 -0700

can blach people be in the surenos and surenas 13 gang

What is your Astrological sign ?

katwoman — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:14:32 -0700

and what does it say about you? I'm Aquarius, the humanitarian

Gay discrimination equal to racial?

fau — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:08:56 -0700

I think that discriminating against gay people is extremelly similar to discriminating against any race. There is no difference between it, its all discrimination. Do you agree?

State driving tests

dixie01 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:39:45 -0700

I know all state driving tests are different,but for those in VA-What all does the instructor ask you to do?Please help...thanks in advance

Fave holiday

lish54 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:26:29 -0700

My fave holidays are thanksgiving and christmas, what is your fave holiday??

Drinking age in Germany?

shamelessness — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:54:57 -0700

I know the drinking age is 16... but does that mean you can buy any alcohol from 16+..? like you can buy liquors aswell, not just cider, lager and wines??? and can you get served in pubs and shops? its just I'm going there when I'm 17... thanks...

Motorcycle

kcaz67 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:20:10 -0700

Is it worth buying a 2001 Ninja 250 for $500 if the engine is seized and how can I fix a seized engine?

What makes us cry?

funadvice — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:48:16 -0700

Why do we cry? I dont mean stress or loss or whatever, I mean WHY do we cry? It's always been on my mind, and I just wondered :)

ITVAC

tresaeon — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:08:01 -0700

Can anyone tell me what ITVAC is and is it a real agency I received a e-mail from these people stating that they were holding my wire transfer until they could verify that the moneys were legit and not part of any crime. Then what confused me was they said that if I gave them 6700 pounds they would release my money. I have not heard of organization doing this kind of thing. Anyone know ?

Does the fairfax va walmart have external phone lines?

steven937595 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:29:39 -0700

I need to know if I can get on the walmart phone line outside the building It's the alexandria/fairfax walmart (across from kholes)

Where can I get one of those old super balls?

gazam69 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:55:01 -0700

Anyone know were I can get one of those old super balls

Stay up later

gazam69 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:21:13 -0700

Anyone have tips to keep awake.. Without out caffeine

How do you feel at this very moment?

confused_lil_girl — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:26:29 -0700

I feel hyper, depressed, independant, bored, confused and hurt... And I am listening to peices by sum41... this is my happy stage before I get really mad and want to scream in some1s face or lock my self in my room and get all cut up. What about you people??

What's the closest you ever came to dying?

ivbeenhurt — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:29:44 -0700

wats the closest you ever came to dying? mine was I went in a small plane to go to the bvi (british virgin islands) well we were up in the aire and the plane shut off right before we landed so we had to make an emergence landing scary. what a bout u

Shower singers?

confused_lil_girl — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:07:27 -0700

I sing in the shower lmao!! wht about you people

Do you have any idea?

fau — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:25:46 -0700

what are some good techniques in being mischievous?

I'm trapped in the middle of nowhere

peachypoo — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:33:21 -0700

I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere for half my summer. All I pretty much do is sit around the house which has gotten boring. What can I do to entertain myself besides t.v. and computer because everyone knows that?

What do you think about 2002 Subaru WRX?

smoke956 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:55:45 -0700

What do you think about a 2002 Subaru WRX?

Legal matters

carlosolea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:15:40 -0700

When some one is arrested for retail thef, on the first offense if convicted what are the typical sentences? Jail, Fines, probation? What is the stimated time in jail if that were the sentence?

Short test for idiocy

alice11 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:19:32 -0700

Test for idiocy Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Ok? Let's find out just how clever you really are... Ready? Go!!! And don't scroll down too far or you will cheat and see the answer. First question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: if you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his or her place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, But don't take as much time as you took for the first one, ok ? Second question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: if you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the last person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: this must be done in your head only. Do not use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total?? Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... ...maybe. Fourth question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you answer nunu? No! Of course it isn't. Her name is mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully Expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants? Answer He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple... Like you!

Favorite cars

suzyboo — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:52:26 -0700

I was wondering what everyone's favorite car is. Or perhaps motorcycle. My fav. car is: Saleen s7. Favorite motorcycle is: kawasaki zx12r ! your turn !

Questions you just can't answer

alice11 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:42:42 -0700

Questions you just can't answer Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm going to eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Sympathetic and Parasympathetic in Urination

psyhennun — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:38:57 -0700

It's said that parasympathetic action contracts muscles of bladder and relax sphincters so that urination occurs. But then, why some people urinate reflexly when they fear so much?

Solve this riddle, I bet you wont, this time.

prince1116 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:41:36 -0700

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I? heres a hint, you use it everyday, allday you knw, cant get it, send me a msg.

Help for an inmate

einstiens_chosen_few — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:47:47 -0700

okay my sister rang me to ask what to do so I'm asking on her behalf...There was an inmate that escaped from maximum security here in new zealand, his mother has cancer and is dying, so his family picked him up down the road from the prison, he apparently broke a window of sorts in his cell and clawed his way out and scrambled over the fences...anyway the security guards captured him without the press finding out, my sisters friend that is in prison has communications to her friend via. illegal means, cellphone...my sisters friend told her that the security guards have beaten him within an inch from his life for putting them in this predicament, they have thrown him in the hole ( lockdown cells) and have removed everyone that were in the other hole cells out, he has not had any medical attention, and she is worried that he might die...what to do?? Notufy the press? the police?? I don't know...any idea anyone??

What would you do?

jaes — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:45:52 -0700

if you were givin 30 days to live?

Did you know that you people are oversensitive?

jello — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:59:48 -0700

just something I noticed about this site

Time Warp

eaglewings — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:29:25 -0700

So have you ever met someone that you could swear you have known forever or felt like you have known them from a past life? Or do you ever dream about someone before you met them? This may sound unusual but I know a few people that really make me wonder if I did not know them from before.

Knock Knock, whose there, answer my question

fau — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:15:13 -0700

What are some really funny jokes? Please no "your mom" jokes, I find them pretty annoying

I grant you with three wishes

fau — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:10:10 -0700

If you could have three wishes, what would they be?

Solve this riddle, pt.2

prince1116 — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:59:29 -0700

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it? you know the drill cant get it send me a msg.

Why is it way windier at night than day?

foshizzlemanizzle — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:49:03 -0700

Its soo windy outside and im on my own in the dark(except for the comp!) and I can hear helicopters or something flying around outside...whats weird is I live in the middle of nowhere(countryside if you may) and its nearly 2am..ahh

When do you think lying is ok?

teshay16 — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:11:56 -0700

When do you think lying is ok?

Here's a short poem I wrote to ponder on destiny, thoughts?

eaglewings — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:04:29 -0700

Here's a short poem I wrote to ponder on... Destiny is where we are bound, Is it surreal, Or just a fantasy that... Lingers on the edge of the earth, As sure as the dolphin... Swims in the sea, Or a joke of paradox, Going around swallowing, Up all of its victims. Written in 2003 on the way to a funeral, it was a family tragedy that happened this time of year. My great uncle lost his life in a fireworks warehouse explosion. Sometimes things happen in life that can cause you to think more deeply. I hope everyone has a happy and safe 4th of July. :) What do you think of my poem?