Worst pick-up lines ever?

Whats the worst pick-up lines you have heard or said?

wow.. lol

"I lost my teddy bear. Sleep with me?"

"Do you like your eggs scrambled, poached or fertilized?"

"Your dad must be a terrorist because, baby, you're the BOMB."

Some really dumb crap I read in a bar. They were the ten worst pick-up lines or something.. I can only remember three of them.. But those are all really stupid. 'Specially the third one, that sucks BAD.

Eh, not called the worst pick-up lines for nothing.

I laughed so hard reading some of these pick-up lines that were posted in answer.. Goddd, desperate, some people are.

Some of the best crap I ever read was when a friend sent me this e-mail. It was all about girls answering to guys' stupid pick-up lines.

"Baby, what's your sign?"
"Keep out."

"Have I seen you someplace before?"
"Probably. That's why you don't see me there anymore."

"Didn't we date once or twice?"
"Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice."

"If I asked you to marry me, what would you say?"
"Nothing. I can't laugh and speak at the same time."

"If I saw you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing."

Stuff like that had me giggling for agesss. I love how easily girls can just PUT 'EM DOWN. Gosh, I swear. Ooh! Remembered one of those top ten crap!

"Baby, I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

Stupid.. very stupid.

are you tired?

cause you've been running through my mind all day!

ahaha...some guy said this to me as a joke "girl, is your daddy a terorist?... cause you are da BOMB!!" ... I dunno.. I thought it was real lame!! =P

a cute one though is "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"...my boyfriend said that to me once =P

ahha

I lost my number, can I have yours?

'Stand still so I can pick you up!'

LOL.