Worst pick-up lines ever?

party Asked by lindsay1234 8 months ago, 28 answers.

Whats the worst pick-up lines you have heard or said?

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Answered by superfresh on Mar 28, 2008, 01:38PM
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Did it hurt?
huh?
When you fell from heaven..

Are their mirrors in your pants?/ Do you clean your pants with Windex?
Cause I see myself in them.

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Answered by sophie_lea07 on Mar 28, 2008, 01:30PM
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sum total sleeze bag said 2 me, are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over u , I just laffed and walked away!!

Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 01:32PM
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ahaa!! thats GROSS!!
I've heard

-I've lost my number. can I have yours
-is it hot in here or is it just you

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Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 01:44PM
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aha!! thats actually pretty funny

Answered by sue90 on Mar 28, 2008, 01:45PM
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Dear lindsay1234,
Growing up in the 60s and 70s horoscopes and of course the age of Aquarius was were very popular so the worst line was what is your sign. I swear it was the only pick up line guys knew back then lol.
Sue...good luck

Answered by saucybaby on Mar 28, 2008, 01:46PM
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that was a good one superfresh it really make me laugh

Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 01:47PM
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woowwwzzeerss.. that is pretty old school

Answered by rachel1990 on Mar 28, 2008, 01:58PM
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emm I've had your dad must be a theif because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes:O

Take about cheesey!!!

lol

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Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 02:00PM
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AHHA!! omgg!! thats cutee!!

Answered by hockeyj216 on Mar 28, 2008, 02:10PM
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lol I've never said this one but my friend has jokely... I dont know if this counts as a pick up line but whatever.

guy: do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
girl: no?
guy: just enough to break the ice... hi, im ___.

Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 02:12PM
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lol

Answered by alwaiizxxforever on Mar 28, 2008, 02:35PM
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im like a movie at blockbuster you rent me and if you like me you buy me...someone said that to me and thats the worst one I ever got. but it gave me a good laugh.

Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 02:37PM
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AHHAHAHA!! that 1 is funnyyy

Answered by missalyss on Mar 28, 2008, 02:44PM
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your left leg is winter and you right is spring...can I come between the seasons?

Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 02:46PM
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Answered by girlygirl10395 on Mar 28, 2008, 03:01PM
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hahahaahahahahaah I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAA

Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 28, 2008, 03:11PM
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?? are these funny or is that a pick up line.. because if it is.. ITS HORRIBLE!!

Answered by sillist1s on Mar 28, 2008, 03:50PM
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Hey baby you look tired cause you've been runnin through my mind all day.

L-A-M-E!!

Answered by fau on Mar 28, 2008, 05:48PM
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How about - - "Could I get in your pants. I crapped in mine"

Answered by theinjun on Mar 28, 2008, 06:43PM
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wow escortgino that's just scary! But it would be great if you were trashed in a bar lol.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet.

Would you like to have dinner and then go back to my place for some passionate sex? No, then how about just a date then?

Answered by lindsay1234 on Mar 29, 2008, 06:18PM
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wow.. lol

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