What would you do at the bank?

Your in your local bank making a withdraw, then a group of three burglers pop through the front doors and
Announce "we da burglers baby! !" 5 minutes later the police show up and surround the building...the burglers
Give you out of all of the hostages these options(yes, your special like that.)

1-stay in the bank while the swat team breaches
(burglers use you as a human shield, and the cops are freakin' to kill someone today)
2-let them get slap happy on you & ride you all around "naked" like a small bull
For 2 hours to their amusement(they let you leave the bank and give up all the other hostages)
3-you agree to let them shout obsanities at you while you look at yourself in the mirror covared in jello
(you choose to be selfish and just save your own hide) they let only you leave in a safe mannor.

Um toughy but I would shout SHENANIGANS!
while they're distracted I would kick them all in the nads take their guns cover it in jello and beat them down and get far away from the swat team seeing as how their skills in Tactics and Special weapons fail to save all people lol

Why would they burst in and yell 'We da burglars baby' in the first place?... Strange.
I would take the masks off their faces and reveal the face of... um... a celebrity of some kind. Preferably one that I don't like. But I'm not picky.
Britz

None. I will use my martial arts to knock them all down, grab their guns, give the others to my friend and we will be burglars. And demand an extra million dollars from the outside.

I smash my head into their heads, take their guns and give them a warning: if you don't leave me and those people alone I will kill you all! then they would run away like chikens!! lol

Are you naked when your covered in jello in option 3...?
Id just kill them all...

hmmm... I think ill star carrying aroud cyanide...

I WOULD JUST SIT AND CHILL IN THE BACK WITH THE SECURITY GUARD AND SMOKE A BLUNT!LOLZ

option 2 sounds like funnn