What would you do in the desert?

This is what dilly O' is yo...
Your out in the middle of the desert...lost and eventually
pass out...you awake to the sound of a van with 3 really
fat dudes driving through the desert..you get in (or not, and just die)
...once in they kindly turn to you and give you three options to continue
taking you to safty

[[NOTE:These guys will not get tired]]

1)let all three of them have a spank fiesta on your backside
for about 6 hours.[afterwards they take you back home].

2)Have massive 'intercourse' with them covered in
jelly, while barking like dogs and drooling(would more then likely last 2hrs).
they also make you bark too. [When done they take you home]

3)They demand you shout and belittle them while stepping on
their cubes in high heels.[you are left back out in the desert]

What would you do?? Why did you make your choice?

number 3
then id stab them all with my heels till they died
id jack the van
and go home

Number 1...logical choice...or id just kill them , id be shouting profanities at them anyways for doing what there doing...my question to you is have you got a fascination with fat people, cause there always in your questions.

SPANKFEST

and Ali says option 3 bc she likes to step on cubes