What should I write about?

I have to write a 340 page essay on anything, and I can't think of a topic!!! So this will be really easy But I can't think of a topic, any ideas??

How about the Bermuda triangle, its really interesting and thers a lot of info about it, it would be easy to write it and maybe even fun
If your interested in theory and myth and all that

I assume you mean a 3-4 page essay and not a book? What sort of things are you interested in?

I could tell you stuff I'm interested in I suppose?

History - world wars, revolutions, monarchies,
Mythology - Greek, Roman, Indian
Psychology - disorders, emotions, personality, Freud is always fun

Reality television as a positive or negative cultural phenomenon
Plastic surgery programs
Makeover programs
Hip-hop music lyrics
Disney films
Images of women in the media
Images of minorities in the media
Images of homosexuals in the media
Illegal music downloading
Violent video games
Violent movies
Television, movie, music, or video game ratings
Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction"
Sexual imagery in the media
MySpace and Facebook as a cultural phenomenon
Internet cyberstalkers
Internet pornography
Internet filters
Internet privacy issues
The effect of cell phones on society
The effect of iPods on society
The amount of television and other media used by children
Advertising in the public schools
Advertising that targets children
Alcohol or cigarette advertising
Requirements for children's educational programming
Public radio/public television
Celebrity gossip and the paparazzi
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well thank you that helped1

dont forget to mention funadvice.com in the bibliography

if you love the jonas brothers then write about them- you could write how they became famous,when they became famous,how joe and kevin reacted to nick being diagnosed with diabtetes,even how when frankies older will he be in the jonas brothers or will he have his own band,what do they like to do in their free time,what does nick and franki do for school they are home schooled. stuff like that, I mean I could do that really easy!!!if you don't know who they are fine but it's just a suggestion? even if it's for college work or high school I think it would be really fun and kinda cool cause you could look things up after and find out more about them, and if you do have to do this then I suggest you type it don't write it cause your hand will start to cramp really badly!!! just a !forewarning!

340 pages???
do you meaan, 340 words?
omg, god help you.. if it is 340 pages, and if I were you id sooo do the berhmuda triangle sounds funn