What's your most embarrassing moment?

I'm hard to embarrass because I find damn near anything funny, and probably laugh at myself more than anyone. So, I'll go with the most public one, since other things I really didn't care lol.

So, freshman year of college, and I made friends w. This...

one girl. I would always be in her dorm and whatnot. And her roomates were cool, funny, friendly, and all had a sense of humor like mine. So one day, I got in an argument w. One of the roomates, nothing major, and then I went in the shower. So, I get out the shower, and she hits me and I run out after her, like an idiot, and get locked out the dorm. Now our dorms aren't apartment buildings, they're like houses. So I'm outside in my towel as she laughs and runs away. So I had to walk alll the way across campus, barefoot, in a towel to find alicia, the one I 1st met. So I pop into alicias class freezing and half naked and the proffessor just gave me this solid (o.o) !!! Just staring... (o.o) (o.o) (o.o) ... And so was the class. Alicia then tossed the keys, as the whole class laughed at me, and on my way out... A girl smacked my butt and said, "he's got no booty" lmaoo. I've typed enough, so I won't even go on about the trip back across campus lol. Tell us about yours...

One time,I went shopping wiht my mom,and a few friends.One friend was a guy friend,that I kinda liked.First,my mom embarassed me,by saying,out loud- "Amanda,remember to get some undies while we're here at the mall.I was doing your laundry,and you definitely could use some more"
So that wasnt that bad.But then later in the day,my friends and I went into Victorias Secret.My mom met us in there,and She held up a thong I was looking at,and said,again,outload- "Amanda,what does this cover? Its like dental floss for your butt.Why would you want a wedgie all day?! What does this cover?!?"
And she wouldnt stop.She actually brought it out and asked my GUY friend what he thought.
I was deifnitely embarassed.

okay well my madre is VERY overprotective over me and well
one time we were at the track and she thought I was talkn with this
one guy..when infact I didnt even know him we were just walkin at the same pace
and then she walks up to him and says 'what do you have to do with my daughter?!!
why are you talkin to her?! do you want to take advantage of her?! what the hell?!!
who are u?!?!' im like MOM!! STOP IT!! I DONT KNOW THIS GUY AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME!!! and omg..that was one of the most embarassing things
that has happened to me.THAT SHE HAS CAUSED!