What is the best way to get drunk fast?

what is the best way to get drunk fast and not have your parents know your drunk?
and dont tell me im too young to drink .

Of course you're not too young to drink. Babies drink right after birth. Anyone can drink. The question is are you smart enough to drink alcohol? Some people never get smart enough to drink alcohol - regardless of their age. Consider this as*h*le:

a) His neighbors never smelled alcohol on his breath.
b) He didn't appear drunk at all. (He appeared DEAD.)
c) He probably thought he was clever.
d) He'd done it before, successfully.

So, if you think you're smarter than this guy, and that something like this would never happen to you -- go ahead. Knock yourself out.

You want to get really drunk and expect a way for your parents not to know your drunk.
Wow, brilliant question... not.
Why not tell you that your too young? Feel a bit IRRESPONSIBLE do we?

It's not that you're too young to drink it's that underage drinking is illegal, period.

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Sika

My brother got caught drinking with his friends when he was 13 and he almost went to prison and is friends DID. You don't want that to happen to yourself, it was disgusting, watching him so helpless, throwing up and yelling and saying things he meant but didn't mean. It's awful.

I have a friend that started drinking at about 13/14 and quickly became an alcoholic which led to many many other drugs like cocaine and marijuana. He's since cleaned up his act but due to DUI's he can't drive... his license is suspended for 10 years.

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Sika

I'm curious, what did you think the general response to this question would be? Did you really figure people would tell a 14 year old how to get wasted really fast and get away with it? Maybe you've been drinking already...

Yeah, It shows. Alcholics run in my family, that's why I'm never going to drink...

Well it's not that hard.
Simply DRINK a lot
and you'll get drunk?

Easy enough.

Yea I agree. you man not be too young to drink But by your post it seems like that you are not mature enough to drink. When you are drunk it is very obvious and someone your age might was well just hold out a sign. If you get drunk out in public or somewhere eles you can be charged. Also you could in extreme cases be taken away from your parents becuase they are responsible for your well being. So don't do someting that will hurt yourself or everyone that you love becuase in the end it reall is not worth it is it?

My friend is an alcoholic, and she's sixteen, she first started drinking when she was 14. (She made friends with the 'dirties') Yeah it's pretty sad... she had so many friends, but now they just call her a drunk whenever she isn't listening. Anyone in their right mind should not give advice on drinking to someone so young...

get a beer bong. pour three beers(of your choice) down it. repeat if needed.