What can I do to lose 3 inches off my thighs in 13 days?

I need someone to tell me something that will work for sure. GARANTEED. not like. hopefully or something, something garanteed. I will eat 1100 cals a day. but what else do I have to do. I cant run or walk or jog or swim, because for me there is nowhere ...

for me to do that. I wegh112 pounds and im 5 feet tall. please I dont want anyone to say that my weight and hieght is fine. all I want is for someone to tell me something that will work, garanteed for 13 days. and WILL lose 3 inches off my thighs. im willing to do anything! please help me. my thighs are huge!!!

Belly Dancing
Seriously
I lost 2 ibs in 1 week, & I only did it maybe 8 hours total the entire week.

I dont know how to belly dance, got any other ideas?

lipo suction! Lol thats probably not the best idea unless your rich! Haha

Umm hang upside down on monkey bars and like do sit ups. Its helped me lose weight!
but don't fall off!!! It hurts like HELL!!! I got like a 2 or 3 inch bump on my head! I didn't go to school for like a week it was so imbarresing!!
So be careful

Leg exercises (lunges, squat ect) should help you tone.
Do you have stairs? 30min jogging up and down them is fantastic cardio, and will help tone you backside and your thighs.

lol I have the same problem but consider yourself lucky!I weigh 151 and im 5'6!if you find anything then let me know!

go to youtube