Parents and sex?

well, dwos anyone ever hear their parents .."doing it", y'know? in theri bedrrom? I have. its so nasty, because wenever my friend comes over, all you can hear is..you know? lovemaking sounds.and my stepmom is so nasty. she''l buy bottles of massage oil,...

like thats not so bad, but she'll but eatable massage oil, virbrating condoms (the one they have is like an org**m turn-on), and nasty stuff. im surpirsed she hasnt bought a whip and a paddle. plus I was playing a game on my dads phone and I went to his texts, and tere so dirty. like" will you lick my hard pus*y tonite?" and dirty texts coming from my stepmom. there so nastyyy!!! I get grossed out bu them...is there anything I might be ablke to say to them when the time comes when they know I can hear them? even my friend has heard them...siiick

Turn the music on and also write them a letter if you can't face them.

tell em that you can her them an you dont like it

Turn on the music or something...
And stop going into their text messages, how would you feel if someone invaded your privacy?

damn =S
well I kinda have that problem
my mum talks about giving a blowjob to her husband when shes on the phone to her friends
and shes talkin so loud
like geeez it annoys the f*** outta me
anyways id agree with -imme-
turn music on loud or you cud watch a movie to stop you from thinking about it
and if your friends are over go somewhere with them while your parents are doing it

LOL, tell them sex is just for people under 30 and they should be logging in more hours watching TV non stop.

Seriously... give them some privacy. They'd be horrified if they knew you could hear. Try to tell them when you'll be home or out or for how long. And don't think about it too much. It's an unpleasant fact of life that we have to live with our kids and parents "doing it."

well, I dwos. it's erotic. enjoy it

I'm on the other end of that. My hubby won't leave me alone, no matter who's in the house. So, I am usually terrified someone's going to hear us. But, I'm very careful.
I think it's a form of child abuse and can cause sex problems later. Especially when all you can think about during sex is your mom and dad's noises. EEEWWW.
Some people are shameless I guess. I'm sorry to hear about kids having to deal with this.

Oh geez, yeah that kinda happened to me. I didn't actually hear them but when I was still in high school, I was getting ready to go to the bus stop. I opened up the fridge and was kneeling in front putting food into my bag, so you couldn't see me. My step dad was making breakfast in the kitchen. It looked like he was cooking and had the fridge open, putting stuff away. Well, my mother comes in, leans against the wall and says "Hey honey want to fool around?"
I slowly stood up with this horrified look on my face and my mother screamed and ran into her bedroom. My step dad couldn't stop laughing.
When I came home from school that day, my mother said to me, I just want you to know that we didn't do anything after you left"

Next time you hear them doing it, yell out "I CAN HEAR YOU," it'll embarrass the sh*t out of them.
I betcha that will make them stop! hahaha.

oh my...this totally happened to a good friend of mine and while it was happening she yelled out, "um, I'm here...and I can hear you!" they yelled back that they weren't doing anything (yeah right) and it wasn't ever a problem again!

embarass them! that's what they've been doing to you!

hahha! asome funny ones... besides I WOULD yell at them, sying I can hear them, but im afraid my stepmother will say sumthing, like how rude I am for stuff like that!!