Swear to god

Well, If you ever meet god, will you swear to him? What will you say? I would just scream..

"What are you and why are you pretending to be God? And please get out of my apartment."

"Can you make a perfectly spherical cube so slippery that you can't pick it up?"

and the movie is...

"Hi. To start, would you mind proving you're actually omnipotent? Thanks."

''I told you they'd be a burden... want me to cover for you again?''

Bible says you will meet God - 'Every knee shall (must) bow' - even Satan will before he is cast into the Lake of Fire.

Wait.. Satan cast into the lake of fire? Isn't hell supposed to be eternal? Who's going to be overseeing the torment of all us godless atheists if Satan himself is done for?

I'd ask him for directions to Santa's house, and probably complement him on his magnificent dog, Scooby Doo. Then we'd probably toss back a few beers and laugh about ... oh wait, if this scenario panned out, it means I've had enough beer already.

"Who's going to be overseeing the torment of all us godless atheists if Satan himself is done for?"

Based on most medieval and Renaissance paintings of this subject, it seems that the good Christians of the world will actually be able to watch us roasting in hell from their seats at God's banquet table. I think this will allow them to monitor us and make sure we're properly suffering in anguish for our disbelief. Of course, since we're atheists, we'll be awfully far down in hell, where they probably post added security. So no worries, we're screwed.