Some good sayings...quotes or one-liners?

Whats some good sayings, quotes or one-liners you know.

If it's something deep and complex, please try to decipher the meaning for the simple people.

something like... "Before you rush onto the elevator of life, make sure its not going to the basement." ? like that or something like... "Energizer bunny arrested... charged with battery"? lol hope I helped

"Love for all that's right,and Hope for all that's wrong"
"Live free or Die hard"
"If at first you don't succedTry and Try again"
"Love or Lost"
"Don't worry be Happy"
"Make life worth watching"
"If you want a friend,then be a friend"
"Work hard or hardly work"
"If you want something,Work for it"
"Give respect to Recive respect"

{~*([I hope I helped out])*~}

hmp
every thing happes for a reason

live life to its fullest

never say never

dont fight to be loved fight for what you love

be with who makes you happy

party like an effin rockstar!

an when life gives you lemons you make lemon ade=]♥

"we all know the moon isn't made of cheese, but if it was spare ribs, would you eat it? I know I would. -I'd ask for seconds, and polish it off with a tall budweiser." harry caray

" the american dream is alive and well. I know, -I've lived it." Carl Karcher

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” russel crowe, gladiator

"live the dream" chip

only those who suffer can grow into beauty

a halo has only to fall a few inches before it becomes a noose

we cant all be heros, someone has to sit on the sidelines and clap as they go by

you cant have light without dark to place it in

the cloud goddess is ripe with rain babies (lol k this last one is from the simpsons but it always makes me laugh)

You will never find someone worth your tears and when you do they won't make you cry.

a good friend of mine told me that when my best friend turned on me

oh... prettygirl15 I am so remembering that quote!