Short test for idiocy

Test for idiocy

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Ok?
Let's find out just how clever you really are...
Ready? Go!!!
And don't scroll down...

too far or you will cheat and see the answer.

First question:

You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?
Answer: if you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person, you take his or her place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,
But don't take as much time as you took for the first one, ok ?
Second question:

I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: if you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the last person?
You're not very good at this, are you?

Third question:
Very tricky arithmetic!
Note: this must be done in your head only.
Do not use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total??
Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right...
...maybe.
Fourth question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you answer nunu?

No! Of course it isn't.

Her name is mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
Expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?
Answer
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple... Like you!

I got the first three but the last two got me.

I failedd this test

I got all of them wrong!

I got every question rite! make it harder next time ok? k and dont put 'your not very good at this are you' because some people are good!

omg I just spent like 20 minutes starring at my screen trying to firgure out #3 and I actually get it! this was good. post another one its fun! lol

^my friend got #3 wrong! lol :]

that was an awesome quiz...
got most of them wrong..but they were fun
you should make more!!

That one about how can someone overtake the last runner - you can :D lap them :D

haha I got them all wrong!! =[

true smexii loz but I didn't make it up did I sorry to disappoint u :-)

this is just a stupid test. e.g. what do you take 1000 from? I am never doing this again.