Rare question about smurfs

what color will SMURFS turned if you choke them?

my guess...white

I read this on the internet lol..

If You Choke A Smurf What Colour Does It Turn?
A long time ago
when the earth was green.
The prettiest thing
I ever seen
were Smurfs.
Smurfs are so bright they glow.
Smurfs are cute, you should hear them sing.
If you choke a Smurf
what colour does it turn?
the same colour as ocean surf
aqua green.
Smurfs are blue.
And cute.
This is true.
If you see a Smurf on the street
give it a toot!
If you choke a Smurf
use care.
Its color will change.
From blue to green.
The same color as the earth.
Listen to a Smurf squeal
nothing will ever compare.
When you choke a Smurf
What color does it turn?
Aqua green.
And sounds like a seal.

my fiance lafed at this question and said red ?

wow thats weir...but oddly really funny

I don't really know... I guess whiteish kind of color

im guessing green

Well im thinking just a really dark shade of blue ;P

they will turn white
my theory is that if you choked a regular person they would turn red..then blue...then white..correct?
sence smirfs are already blue they would turn a redish-purpilish color then go to white

smurfs are cool. dont choke them.

smurfs are ment to be blue
but im guessing purple