Thinking about starting a small landscaping business

Some of my freinds and I are thinking about starting a small landscaping business in the summer, im making the flyer right now and can't think of any slogans for such a business...do any of you creative enough to think of a good one?

The only one I could think of I think would be too wierd: 'we whack, you watch'

Don't want to mow the yard...? Here.. take my card.

Relax a couple hours while we take care of your flowers.

We'll even mow the grass, while you sit on your ... lawnchair.

Nerd, those are awesome!! I have nothing to add, just wanted to express my amazement, lol

Thanks I think I will use the Flower one