Good pickup lines?

I realy need good pickup lines for my friend please help

I got some here it is 'Do you have a mirror in your pocket becaue I can see myself in your pants.'

'If you were a new mcdonalds hamburger you would be the mcgorgeous.'

'If I could rearange the alphabet I would put you and I together.'

'Do you have a fever? Because your HOT.'

Haha if you want anymore fm me. ~peace~

I lost my number can I have yours? Sorry, I had to haha.

lo are they really 4 your friend...im guesin there 4 you really but your 2 embarrased 2 ask ol ll chat up lines are CHEESY!! haha

Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my as$$? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes'> Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time'> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!'> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if you kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to mas*urba*e and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Pick up lines don't work. Just say 'hi' and smile to get started.

are you a parking ticket? because you got fine written all over you

'did it hurt'
'did what hurt'
'did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you gotta be an angel'

haha joke. dont use stupid pick up lines..all you gotta do is walk up to them and say hi etc. so much better than using a corner pick up line in my opinion.

if the guys/girls eyes are blue you can say 'the sky turns gray because all the blue is in your eyes' I used that one for one of my friends resently :D

a pickup line will most likely someone off.

Cute lines: =]

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.(haha!)

Stand still so I can pick you up!

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

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http://www.linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html