What home remedies will help me pass a drug test?

How do I pass a drug test using home remedies?

All jokes aside drink a gallon of water the night before the test and up to time of test you will test clean , but eat some peanut butter that morning to put color back in your pee.this is for weed smokers

drink a lot of water

Which drugs?

Probably your best bet would be to wait until after you test positive then express shock and disbelief then claim to have taken something that can cause a false positive for that drug.

The current drug tests produce many false positives. If you can build a case for a possible false positive that might buy you enough time to clean up your act for the next one.

Drug test now are the most accurate of all. As far as a quick rememdy, there are none, just don't use drugs. Is this a company wide or scheduled test? If you are the only one pulled out to do it, then you may have a case. Check your state laws. In most states a person can not be singled out for suspension in a workforce and drugtested.

Ok, if its weed then drink a lot of GREEN tea. Nothing flavored, just regular, green tea bags. A whole lot of them because weed stays in your system up to 3 months. Good luck

drink a gallon of tomatoe juice.

Don't do drugs. Maybe?

Buy this stuff called pectin in the grocery store. It is what you mix into water to make wax for canning fruits and jellies. Near mason jars and what not .Mix it with water and drink it before your test. My ex hubby did that and he passed his.

Or just get your butt to a head shop and spend $30.00 on the detox stuff. It works. But stop smoking pot ASAP and drinking water to aid these home remedies.

Shannon..

You can take a Vitamin B complex about 48 hours before the test...try not to skip any meals, and avoid heavy salt..drink lots of water and try to make sure you've urinated at least 6-8 times before the test....and last but not least, take some kind of detoxifying agent...there's detox teas, supplements, and preferably about 1-2 aspirin with each meal. Try not to test in the morning if you can avoid it because the first pee always has the most toxins in it..test in the afternoon if you can work it out that way. GOOD LUCK!!!!

Paula

Refrain from doing drugs.

certose

Well from personal experience, take b complex the day of , or if your on a very short notice take it 30 minutes before a test. Always stall and say that you cant pee yet, cause you haven't drank enough water. And pee at least 3 times before your test. You will notice that your urine will be neon-ish,(from the b complex) you want to get your urine as clear as you can before you hand over the sample. I did this (without the b complex) 3 days after I had smoked a bowl and I was 100% clean of THC. I am not a daily smoker but I would say I smoke several times a week. I know for a fact that those drinks at a head shop contain large about of b complex, but you need to drink large amounts of water, its the only way!

And for those idiot on this page and many others regarding this subject, who insist on preaching how marijuana is bad and blah blah blah, well marijuana cannot kill you, overdose is impossible, the only side effects are hunger, and drowsiness. Marijuana doesn't interact with medications and has been proven to aid in prevention of caner. It aids Multiple sclerosis patients, cancer patients, bulimic and anorexic patients, arthritis patients,glaucoma patients, aids menstrual cramps, and people with chronic back pain from degenerative disks like myself. I suggest you mind your own business and realize that marijuana is the least dangerous drug you can do. Alcohol and amphetamines is what is ruining the world. O course anything that you overdo wil hurt you mentally or emotionally, but not everyone is an addict. Don't judge a book by its cover, you might be needing marijuana for a health issue one day.

If you do the crime, do the time.
Honestly... drugs are lame.
Its your own problem.

Hey stephanief987, if drugs are so lame, why the heck are you looking into drug questions anyway?! Especially, a category about how to pass a drug test! I mean, aren't you lame for reading and posting answers no less, about drugs and drug tests??!! I think you're lame! Honestly, if you don't like drug talk, get out of the drug category! Duh, that only makes sense, right?!!

By the way, stupid people, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that anyone can do to alter their drug test results! Whatever is going to happen, is what's going to happen! Regardless of how much water you drink, or cranberry juice, or whatever! How dumb can people be?! I guess if you were pregnant, you'd be able to make yourself test negative for being pregnant too, right?! LOL LOL!!! Wake up, people!! I smoke and I could give two shits about testing positive or negative, but fortunately that's just me!! I just wanted to check this out to see what people are saying about it!! It is my entertainment for today!! It's just so funny to think that some people actually believe this stuff!! God Bless them! If you smoke pot, you are going to come up positive, unless, you stop smoking for 1 month, because that is how long it takes for pot to leave your system, it only takes 30 days!! Not 3 months, like some other person here said! Anyway, stop smoking for a month, and a little more after, get tested and you will be negative! And, you didn't have to pee your brains out, or spend a bunch of much-needed money, for some ridiculous product!
Good Luck, everyone!

DEBRA78,

WELL I HAVE NOT TOUCHED POT IN 2 MONTHS AND I STILL COME UP POSITIVE..IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW MUCH POT YOU WERE SMOKING AND FOR HOW LONG..THE REASON FOR DRINKING SO MUCH WATER, PICKLE JUICE, VINEGAR, OR WHATEVER IS TO DETOX YOUR BODY FROM THC...YOU HAVE TO DETOX IF YOU WANT IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM SOONER..IT IS STORED IN YOUR FAT CELLS...AND EVERYONES BODIES ARE DIFFERENT SO THERE IS NO WAY AFTER 30 DAYS EVERYONE WILL PASS A DRUG TEST...THATS JUST BASIC COMMON SENSE...DETOXING DOES WORK...IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THE BONG TOOO MUCH..LOL...IT KILLS BRAIN CELLS YA KNOW...LOL...PROVEN FACT...I AM NOT DOWNING YOU BUT YOU SHOULDN'T SAY PEOPLE ARE DUMB FOR TRYING REMEDIES AND WHAT NOT...THIS IS AN ADVICE FORUM NOT A CRITICISM FORUM SO TRY NOT TO BE SO I KNOW IT ALL ABOUT POT B/C IN MY OPINION YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT AT ALL...YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ARE WRONG MY DEAR AND I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THAT...SO TO EVERYONE ELSE JUST KEEP DETOXING YOURSELVES WITH WATER AND WHATEVER ACIDIC LIQUIDS YOU CAN HANDLE LIKE PICKLE JUICE AND VINEGAR AND TRY TO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO GET THE THC OUT SOONER...

man thats easy all you need is 2 drink Vinegar man trust me...but you need 2 drink water and cranberry 2 and drink it before the day of yo drug test...and when the day comes drink it in the morning before you go 2 take yo drug test... the vinegar stuff is nasty but it makes you pee a lot so drink like 2 cups and then drink cranberry juice after you done...after that just drink like a lot of water and you should b aight ... BUT THAT ONLY WORKS IF you DRINK THE VINEGAR THAT DAY you HAVE THE DRUG TEST IT VERY IMPORTANT...I did it and I still smoke :Dhahahaah

How about DONT do drugs=)

I agree you play you pay I dont care if you dont like that answer or not there is so many people out here fighting for there life and here people out here doing stuff harmfull to their body and know I have never done nothing like that but I was just browsing the internet and I wanted to see what people would say so if anyone got a problem with me deal with cause I am here and I aint going no were...

HEY kathyrh69!!! if you aint worried about passing a drug test why are you at this site. Probably because you have nothing better to do but sit on your BIG sober butt all day and browse the internet. Maybe you should find better things to do instead of dissin a site dedicated to drug users and maybe even get a life cause you obviously dont got ONE!!! try going to Animals.com/69 or something. It would suit you better. You want to hear what people would say, here it is babe...

PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!! -Chelsea!!!

I think drugs are good mmmkay. And vinegar works, lots of water, and I did niacin and passed but you can't take too much of it. To all the people just bored and saying drugs are bad...try them and you might chill out a little!

No kidding, all the people that say 'oh drugs are bad' are generally uneducated on the subject, or just uneducated in general (kathyrh69). Marijuana does not have near the negative side effects as things such as long term alcohol abuse which includes seizures and rapid aging.

Anyway as far as passing the test, a lot of headshops do sell detox things that give you a window of opportunity of a couple of hours. A few other things I've heard is if you keep an eyedrops bottle of bleach and put a drop in the cup you urinated in if youre a light user and two drops in if you are a heavy user. Be careful not to put too much as the smell is strong and too much will turn th urine ENTIRELY CLEAR which is suspicious.

Home tests are easier to fake because you could just dilute your urine, pee a little in the cup and fill the rest with water, or drink large quantities of water all day up to your test.

That is one thing I can't stress enough. DRINK LOTS OF WATER!! Urinate as much as possible and work out. THC is stored in fat cells so burn them out!

I noticed a main and common ingredient in detox kits was Creatine. The same stuff used in muscle mixes for working out. The stuff volumizes your cells and forces more water in to them. You gotta drink a ton of water when you use it because your cells are storing about twice the water they usually do. When your body disposes of the creatine, it pulls out a lot of the THC with the creatine. This is a valuable way to help yourself.

Okay... well seeing as how obviously we did some type of mother f*cking drug... we need to know how to get it out of our system so all theese little bi*ches that keep saying DONT DO DRUGS.. or DONT SMOKE...
guess what..
your not f*cking helping..
so you probably should not f*cking post anything on here. GOD DAMN. it pisses me off beyond belief. I read some of theese TRYING TO GET SOME MOTHER F*CKING HELP. and all I could think was are you kidding me???
how f*cking pathetic... some people on here gave some valuable information. and others just need to f*cking kill themselves.
F*CK.

--you drink a sh*t ton of water.
thats the only way I know how.

Why would people who do not do drugs be searching for how to pass a test? I am surprised that you people came down off of your pedestals long enough to post a response to us 'druggies', 'addicts', and 'potheads'. Does it make you feel better about yourselves? We are seeking answers on how to mask our poor decision making, not sermons. If you do not have anything more to contribute other than 'Don't do drugs', then may I refer you to the 'How to not sound like such an A*S when responding to posts' section of this forum. Thank you, come again.

Oh, by the way katiexxxnichole, I was just going to drink a lot of water, but now I think I will drink a sh*t ton of water. Just how much is that? 1 or 2 marks above the ton mark? lol

To the people posting 'don't do drugs', 'drugs are bad', those comments on this site are niether productive, nor helpful, just a waste of space to someone who is trying to have their question answered.

I too beleive drugs are bad, but I also believe people have the choice to do what they want with their body, just as I have done with mine, just because it is bad for me doesn't mean it is bad for everyone, and I sure as hell would rather be around a pot smoker than a cigarrette smoker, at least their second hand smoke won't kill me.

And a question to all those posting such comments, do you drink? because the affect alcohol has on you make you way more dangerous than someone who is high. Ever hear of a high driver, no, because its the drunk ones who kill people, why don't you advocate, 'alcohol is bad' or 'tobacco is bad' instead, because both of those are killing way more people then pot.

Now to answer the question, my husband has been a daily pot smoker for years and this is how he passes... two nights before he quits smoking for one, takes 6 cranberry pills and drinks as close to a gallon of water that he can right before we go to bed. He holds that in his bladder over night. He repeats the same process the next night, (the night before the test) then he takes vitamin B complex and drinks lots of water the morning before. He works at a legal firm and has not failed once.

Good luck sweety

This is really hard to do, and it actually only works if you do it just right, but if you pee in a cup (say for like a doctor or s/t) if you catch the middle of your pee, for some reason the chemicals in the drugs cause it to split making the beginning of your pee, and end of your pee have the particles in it, the middle however doesn't. But it's extremely hard (for me) to do, and you would have to know when the beginning is over and the end starts. Good luck (I need to pass one too lol) and actually I think I can now thanks to Athena5 that wrote on your comments. Gotta go get some cranberry pills lol anways,
good luck =)

ok so, I'm in the middle of cleansing my system to ensure ill pass a test for a job. I havnt taken the test yet though I have read an awful lot of information online lately and I feel I might be able to help people here. as for the people who say dont smoke I think users have responded aproprietly... obviously its too late to simply quit smoking and we need somthing more. for me I only had 4 days notice so... I went to gnc and got a 2 day cleansing system as well as some daily multi vitamins, to replenish the vitamins being flushed out of me. I got cranberry juice and water and I have been drinkin a rather lot of it. I was curious as to what cranberry juice does to help and from what I gather is its a diuretic which means it makes you pea a lot. so paired with water it can help you flush out a bit. working out can help to burn the fat cells which store thc, but I read that you shouldnt work out within 48 hours of the test to stop the burning of fat cells, they burn and enter your blood which in turn enters your urine. I've read that vinegar might help low the ph, which will help flush anphetamines, but do nothing for thc, and quite frankly im a stoner... overall I've read that drinking a lot fo fluids and urinating a lot will help, but mainly by diluting the urine on the test date, so its only really important to drink lots of fluids on the test date, also I've read, and noticed, that the first pea of the day is the dirtiest, so its good to pea a lot before hand on the day of. also, I've read that the begining and end of the wizz are the dirtiest so if its possible to only take a sample from the middle of the wizz it will help. the detox contained almost all natural ingrdients, maily composed of fruits and vegtables. I've been eating salads. id like to eat more frutis and veggies... unfortunately I dont know how well all my efforts will turn out but I definetly feel healthier and with the aid of the detox I find that im not withdrawing so badly, perhaps because it got it out of my system faster giving it less of a chance to cry out for more... :D

so to recap, get a 2 day detox, drink lots of water paired with cranberry juice, cranberry to help you pea more frequently. work out, though not immediately before the test. urinate a lot on the day of before testing, and finally, attempt to only take a sample from the middle of the urination, missing the begining and the end... most of this stuff has already been mentioned, though I wanted to put my own spin on it, and id like to think I gathered the best of from many different sources...

people are soo retarded I swear...ok for one, if you dont smoke or do drugs what exactly are you doing here? and 2 if you are doing drugs an sh** like that more power too you..as you can see all the people that are smoking are the calm ones on the page...and all you physco people need to smoke sumthin an calm the fu** down im on probation and I smoke every once in a while...I just drink nuthin but water'no soda ever' I drink orange juice and grape juice...take multi-vitamins regularly and work-out 3-5 times a week...I've never failed..but if you cant handle it go to a head shop and do it that way..or take niacin 500mg pills..take 2 the night before...drink a lot of water and go to bed...wake up take one more pill...take a p*ss..and drink more water...then pee again and drink orange juice..and go to your test..thats about it..or you can be lame an stop doing it like a lot of these people say...buh fu** that shyt...do what you do..u live your own life..an you make your own decisions..just because they got their panties in a bunch..dont mean I have to...now roll up or smoke a bowl...

now, smoking weed is fantastic. you can disagree but dont preach. do you honestly think youre bringing something new to the table? do you think noone has suggested stop smoking? its sort of like when people tell me cigarettes cause lung cancer. im fully aware of that fact. so feck you.
question:
if drinking a lot of water gets out the thc then how does drinking a lot of water directly before the test help?

oh and to those who say there is no way to pass a drug test without being clean, wake up and smell the detox. it obviously works. do you really think people sit at their computers all day creating elaborate lies on how to fake it? doubtful, very doubtful. unless of course theyre government officials pretending to be plebian so as to fool us into showing up negative. also doubtful. they have a war to attend to. or to hopefully end.

Wow you are seriously SO stupid.
Drugs are horrible, and it changes you as a person.
All you assholes need to get a life and quit doing drugs.
Hugs not drugs!
Xoxo
Natalia

stupid? really? would you like to engage in an intellectual battle, natalia? I would trample your lack of intellect, pummel it into watered down pulp, and do so whilst sucking down a joint. stupidity doesnt work its way into the equation, the drug calculation. many of the smartest people in the world have been rendered drug addicts (not that potheads are drug addicts). in fact, being too smart, knowing more than you, natalia, will ever know, probably drove those people to drugs in the first place.
hugs not drugs? really? couldnt you have been more creative? drop beats not acid, perhaps?
dumbass

if you go to the mall their are ushley stores in their are these vidamon stores and they have theirs juces that will clean out your systom for inpuritys and of course weed well it takes about 2 days for it to be all out of your pee it ushley takes 30 days to get weed out of your pee if you drink a galon of water a day it should get it all out in about 7 days for those who dont have money for the juices

I've heared that most of the more expensive detox drinds totally work as long as you follow the directions. No money? I totally drank over two gallons of water a day for like 8 days once and my pee came out totally colorless (pure, but possibly unbelievable to authorities--it was like pure water). I was also really really skinny. If you're fat, you could be in real trouble--and yeah, don't excercize for two days before the test (and at that point you should be constantly flushing) because burning fat will release THC into your system and you may not have flushed it all too close to the date. I've never heared cranberry--it's just a diahhretic right? And on the note of 'don't do drugs' I do have to say, THAT WORKS?? NO KIDDING HUH?? Gee I never would have thought...that 'advice' won't help anyone (including me right now) needing a real answer--OK, even using, it would be smart to quit like three weeks before the test, but if you're here, you didn't think that far ahead--and 'you play, you play' --that answer is for complete mindless robots!!

NIACIN, AN OVER THE COUNTER MEDICATION. CRANBERRY JUICE. IF ALL ELSE FAIL, TELL SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SMOKE TO PEE IN A CONDOM FOR YOU!!!

hey guys...I dont do drugs, but I have before. so I dont know many remedies. but I do know to drinks lots of water. pee as many times as you can before your test. or get someone who doesnt do drugs to pee for you thats simple enough. DRUGS ARE NOT BAD!!!

Hey Kathyrh69, let me help you out with a little spell checking. Since you are so smart and have never touched weed, maybe you could learn to type and distance yourselves from us pot smoking morons. See below... This might help you some day if you want to complete that high school education you are probably working on. My suggestions are in ALL CAPS. now since I can't put punctuation (big word, I know) in caps, just know that I put about 5 periods in here just for you.

'I agree. you play you pay. I dont care if you dont like that answer or not. THERE ARE (not their is) so many people out here fighting for THEIR (you had THERE) life and here people ARE (you forgot a word, it's okay hun) out here doing stuff harmful (you had two L's on harmful) to their body and NO (you had KNOW, not NO) I have never done ANYTHING (not nothing) like that but I was just browsing the internet and I wanted to see what people would say. So if anyone HAS (replaced GOT) a problem with me deal with IT (you forgot the IT) cause I am here and I aint going NOWHERE (you had no were). '

You can continue dissing people that smoke weed if you like. Simple matter of the fact is that people are coming here to ask a question and you are being a complete tard about the whole thing. If all you have to do is get online and harass people and be here to stay you might want to learn how to type. Getting laid might not hurt anything, either. I imagine you are a 19 year old girl that weighs about 438 pounds and has to make fun of people to feel good about yourself. Instead of worrying about people that are having legitimate questions (legitimate means real) why don't you go find a friend?

By the way, I smoke about 6 joints a day. Have a nice day!

oh my... so I've been reading all your comments and it has really made me feel better about my choice of detox and drinking excessive amounts of water. I appreciate this site and the ones on here that have given helpful advice to the POSTED question. Even the advice to the uneducated 'half' of the readers I found very entertaining and I noticed they didn't have anything to reply. . lol. I've had a few days notice for my test and have gotten the GNC 2 day detox and am drinking a butt load of water, as well as surgel right before the test. Hopefully it will work b/c I really need this job! I think from everything that I've researched I am confident I will pass. I smoke habitually (and by habitually I mean at the LEAST 4 times a day depending on what I'm smoking out of) and it does not effect my work and or any other part of my life. It helps me concentrate, study, de-stress, celebrate.. aaahh.. the many uses of weed.. its great for all occasions. By looking at me and speaking with me you would never know I've ever done any drug.

I will let you all know how it goes for your future reference so that you all may pass a drug test. Oh... I've also stopped smoking until after. So we shall see if no smoking for a week and detox and water work for all the THC I have in my system.

Thank you to all my mary J smokin buddies!

oh my... so I've been reading all your comments and it has really made me feel better about my choice of detox and drinking excessive amounts of water. I appreciate this site and the ones on here that have given helpful advice to the POSTED question. Even the advice to the uneducated 'half' of the readers I found very entertaining and I noticed they didn't have anything to reply. . lol. I've had a few days notice for my test and have gotten the GNC 2 day detox and am drinking a butt load of water, as well as surgel right before the test. Hopefully it will work b/c I really need this job! I think from everything that I've researched I am confident I will pass. I smoke habitually (and by habitually I mean at the LEAST 4 times a day depending on what I'm smoking out of) and it does not effect my work and or any other part of my life. It helps me concentrate, study, de-stress, celebrate.. aaahh.. the many uses of weed.. its great for all occasions. By looking at me and speaking with me you would never know I've ever done any drug.

I will let you all know how it goes for your future reference so that you all may pass a drug test. Oh... I've also stopped smoking until after. So we shall see if no smoking for a week and detox and water work for all the THC I have in my system.

Thank you to all my mary J smokin buddies!

One of my buddies also tried using the pectin with water...He smoked a bowl with me before he went in to take his test and passed..I'm just wondering how much water do you mix with it?..

I find that the secret of passing a drug test is being prepared well in advance by having a good study regimen that you are able to stick to. Plan to set aside at least 2 hours per night studying in a quiet, well lit spot that is free from noise and distractions. On the day of the drug test make sure you know exactly where the test is to be held and plan to arrive at least 5 minutes early.
Ensure you have a good quality, sharp 2B pencil with you.

Now...stick the 2B pencil repeatedly in an appropriate body orifice.This is to simulate what it feels like when you end up in jail and you're raped in the showers by Mister Big who's in with the warders. Finally say the following in a loud voice : 'I am a retard. The best home remedy for passing a drug test is not to take any drugs in the first place.'
Drugs are bad mmmkay.

blut blut blut!

oi maan you all need to hush ya gums!!!

kiss ma white teeth blud!!

all you need to do iz ave a good old wank ennit!

peace out blud pftsss

hello citzens of the drugathon takers

I would like to announce that blut yes man is right about marstabsting have a fiddle with you pen*s and you will be fine

marvalous day eh tally hoe!!!

as blut yes man said and I quote

peace out ...

I've trying drinkin a ton of water an it just made me kinda sick,,,coming from a pot head the best way for me is to take about a cup full of apple cider vinegar distributed eavenly throughout the course of three days,,,then on the day of the test day about 2 or three tablespoons full about an hour before,,try not to pee too much before,,,it works because since the vinegar is heavier than water it stays at the bottom of your bladder so when you pee your only gettin the vinegar and not the thc in your urine,,, I've doon it at least 5 times already and have passed with flying colors!!!

and for all you lames talkin sh*t bout us weed smokers get a f*ckin life,,why are you even on this site obviously you have no friends if you have nothin better to do than judge us I think you should be on the ' im a loser without a friend please find me a date' website!!!
And to all my bud lovin peeps,,,thanx for all the helpful tips!!

all you deuche bags talking smack about pot heads, suck c*ck I been smoking since 4th grade and am still smart enought that I could have graduated my jounier year. and the best way I know of is the pectin and gatorade.

the water is makin me sick I blazed last night and I took a drug test this morning but it was really clear and my dad (a doctor) thinks that I put water in it even though I didnt. my next urine test is either later on todai or tomorow morning wut should I do?

Ok, Check this out, this worked with some people I know that were in Parole. This product only cost you 3 dollar any pharmacy or grocery store. Is call SureGell, is a gellatin that you mix with 20oz of water and drink it. Eat something greasy and drink 20oz of any drink you want. Do this 2 hours before you get the test done. To be sure it works buy a drug testing kit at your local pharmacy and check yourself before you take the test. It works all the time.

do they sell that in ny?

I've used the apple cider vinegar trick 5 times now. It works too well. The night before, and the morning of take a multi-vitamin. This is to ensure color. Then a few hours before the test drink 4-5 shots of the vinegar all at once and follow right after with a 2 liters of water or a large gatoraid. Urinate at least 2-3 times right before you take the test. The 3-4th time is the optimal time to take the test. Using the middle of the stream is the cleanest. The whole trick to all of this is to try to keep the vinegar down. It's worse than gasoline. Good luck everyone.

The reason I'm looking at this site is because my son has been using weed a lot and his grades have gone from A's and B's to D's and F's this school year. He works 2 or 3 days a week and never has any money. I am wondering what he'll try to pass UAs, so I thought I'd see what you all had to say. Thanks for the info. I'd like to see him get his life together so he can go to college, but we'll see.

here my smokers the way to pass
1.take naicin 1 or 2 days before the test 2 500mg or 4 250mg no more than that a day it can b harmful
2.drink 6 cups of water a day
3.drink 2qts of cranberry juice this will make you pee a lot
4.try to pee 3 to 4 times before the test you should pass
5.smoke a fat one after and be happy you pass signing out skg187

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I have developed my own detox regimen and it hasn't failed me yet. I logged on to see if anyone else has been successful like me or was it just luck! Any way I drink tons of water as soon as I even think I might have to test, and of course stop smoking. I also agree with the apple cider vinegar because it is acidic and distilled so it pulls out the elements in your urine as well as changes the ph balance. Cranberry juice is acidic also so drinking it is also a good idea, if possible. Drinking a gallon of distilled water a few days before also depletes your blood stream of natural elements therefore cleaning your urine. Distilled water can be dangerous if you drink it for too long. Oh yeah, I take b12 (Niacin) also. Pee a lot before you go to bed, wake up, and try to take the test in the middle of the day so you can pee out the thc that has crept in over night. And by the way, it's not an automatic fail if thc is detected in your urine. There's a cut off level that can't be surpassed. So it's not like your going to get all the thc out of your system with these remedies, you just want your levels low enough to pass. There is thc naturally in some of the foods we consume so even a so called 'clean' goody goody could possisbly have thc in their urine.LOL LOL. By the way I will be testing soon and will let you guys know if my regimen is still effective. I almost forgot to say that I am a college graduate working in the healthcare profession and I obviously smoke. You just have to do it in moderation just like anything else you choose to do. I wouldn't recommend it for youth because they lack responsibility natuarally, it's a matter of being mature vs. young and mentally dumb. Smoking as an adolescent would only hinder growth and ability to make wise decisions. But if a grown person chooses to smoke they shouldn't be judged. Especially if the one judging me isn't goint to pay my bills...For all you haters I bet you have something else as your drug of choice
(coffee, alcohol, food, gossip, porn, prescriptive meds) or just being a 24h hatter@@@

I have developed my own detox regimen and it hasn't failed me yet. I logged on to see if anyone else has been successful like me or was it just luck! Any way I drink tons of water as soon as I even think I might have to test, and of course stop smoking. I also agree with the apple cider vinegar because it is acidic and distilled so it pulls out the elements in your urine as well as changes the ph balance. Cranberry juice is acidic also so drinking it is also a good idea, if possible. Drinking a gallon of distilled water a few days before also depletes your blood stream of natural elements therefore cleaning your urine. Distilled water can be dangerous if you drink it for too long. Oh yeah, I take b12 (Niacin) also. Pee a lot before you go to bed, wake up, and try to take the test in the middle of the day so you can pee out the thc that has crept in over night. And by the way, it's not an automatic fail if thc is detected in your urine. There's a cut off level that can't be surpassed. So it's not like your going to get all the thc out of your system with these remedies, you just want your levels low enough to pass. There is thc naturally in some of the foods we consume so even a so called 'clean' goody goody could possisbly have thc in their urine.LOL LOL. By the way I will be testing soon and will let you guys know if my regimen is still effective. I almost forgot to say that I am a college graduate working in the healthcare profession and I obviously smoke. You just have to do it in moderation just like anything else you choose to do. I wouldn't recommend it for youth because they lack responsibility natuarally, it's a matter of being mature vs. young and mentally dumb. Smoking as an adolescent would only hinder growth and ability to make wise decisions. But if a grown person chooses to smoke they shouldn't be judged. Especially if the one judging me isn't goint to pay my bills...For all you haters I bet you have something else as your drug of choice
(coffee, alcohol, food, gossip, porn, prescriptive meds) or just being a 24h hatter@@@

I have developed my own detox regimen and it hasn't failed me yet. I logged on to see if anyone else has been successful like me or was it just luck! Any way I drink tons of water as soon as I even think I might have to test, and of course stop smoking. I also agree with the apple cider vinegar because it is acidic and distilled so it pulls out the elements in your urine as well as changes the ph balance. Cranberry juice is acidic also so drinking it is also a good idea, if possible. Drinking a gallon of distilled water a few days before also depletes your blood stream of natural elements therefore cleaning your urine. Distilled water can be dangerous if you drink it for too long. Oh yeah, I take b12 (Niacin) also. Pee a lot before you go to bed, wake up, and try to take the test in the middle of the day so you can pee out the thc that has crept in over night. And by the way, it's not an automatic fail if thc is detected in your urine. There's a cut off level that can't be surpassed. So it's not like your going to get all the thc out of your system with these remedies, you just want your levels low enough to pass. There is thc naturally in some of the foods we consume so even a so called 'clean' goody goody could possisbly have thc in their urine.LOL LOL. By the way I will be testing soon and will let you guys know if my regimen is still effective. I almost forgot to say that I am a college graduate working in the healthcare profession and I obviously smoke. You just have to do it in moderation just like anything else you choose to do. I wouldn't recommend it for youth because they lack responsibility natuarally, it's a matter of being mature vs. young and mentally dumb. Smoking as an adolescent would only hinder growth and ability to make wise decisions. But if a grown person chooses to smoke they shouldn't be judged. Especially if the one judging me isn't goint to pay my bills...For all you haters I bet you have something else as your drug of choice
(coffee, alcohol, food, gossip, porn, prescriptive meds) or just being a 24h hatter@@@

Bleach and Orange Juice. a lot of sites are saying that this is a myth, and does not work. I have passed 3 drug tests with this method. My Brother in law has passed about 20 Government tests. We only smoke green, so I don't know if it works for anything else or not. Just take a 20 oz. bottle of OJ and add about a Teaspoon of bleach, and bottoms up.

I have creatine and multivitamins at my house. how do I pass a drug test with those?

I have been a true Cranberry drinker for passing drug tests and it seems to work..I hope it works this time though because I am not sure when my test is..I have only smoked about 3 times in the past week and before that it had been over a month..How long do you think it will stay in my system if I drink cranberry juice like crazy..P.S. Who says WEED is bad for you...It is fun

If you ask any doctor they will tell you that they use Goldenseal root to clean toxins out of the kidney's and bladder. Take a Goldenseal supplement everyday along with Echinacea which boosts your metabolism. Avoid Fatty foods because thc is stored in your fat. Don't smoke for two weeks and you will pass. Everyone I know thats on probation has used this method and has never failed a drug test. Vitamin B will just make your urine yellow which helps only if you drink a ton of water and have clear urine which most places that give drug tests will not consider an adequate sample. When it's clear they know you've been slamming water and are trying to pull one over on them. Warm liquids run through your body quicker, try drinking warm tea or coffee with a daily vitamin before the test along with Goldenseal root and Echinacea every day. This is what I was told by doctors when asking how to pass a test and it has never failed. Exercise helps too.

Its real simple and It has worked for me for years.

1. Drink a cup of half apple cider or regular vinegar and half water. I prefer apple cider vinegar because it taste a little better.
2. Take 2 to 3 pills of niacin(not the flush free ones) you need the flushing ones to help detox your system. It also helps speed up your metabolism, thus burning thc in you fat tisue. 2 to 3 more in the morning of the test.
3.Drink lots of water and cranberry juice this will help you pee a lot thus cleaning your system.
4. Play sports or run anything to help you sweat. If you are to lazy get in a sauna or steam room this will open up your pores and help you sweat thus burning calories and expelling toxins out of your immune system. If you dont have any access to a sauna just lock your self up in the bathroom turn on the heat and hot shower water and this will help replicate a sauna and try to still jog.

By following these test I can guarantee you 99.9% you will pass. Im a physicion and I also smoke pot believe or not. This is for the mom concerned about her kids grades. Marijuana might effect the use of short term memory but it is only temporary. Once you quit and get it out of your system the amino acids in your body help restore your dormant brain cells. Alcohol on the other hand permantly kills them. The carnicegons in marijuana take almost 3 times as long to develop lung cancer in comparision to the nicotine and tar and other toxins in cigarettes. With most people never developing cancer whatsoever. So you tell me which drug is worse. Marijuana promotes peace and harmony on the otherhand alcohol promotes violence and carelesness. Dont believe all the propaganda that the goverment has spewed out throughout these years. Like I said I am a family practitioner and I dont meet or exceed the sterotipical brainless lazy pot head that society has fabricated. Do not believe these websites out there that quote, that home remedies are useless myths. It is obvious that they will say this because they are trying to sell their detox products, which work but are a expensive alternative. Just follow my steps and you will be good to go. Good Luck.

Its real simple and It has worked for me for years.

1. Drink a cup of half apple cider or regular vinegar and half water. I prefer apple cider vinegar because it taste a little better.
2. Take 2 to 3 pills of niacin(not the flush free ones) you need the flushing ones to help detox your system. It also helps speed up your metabolism, thus burning thc in you fat tisue. 2 to 3 more in the morning of the test.
3.Drink lots of water and cranberry juice this will help you pee a lot thus cleaning your system.
4. Play sports or run anything to help you sweat. If you are to lazy get in a sauna or steam room this will open up your pores and help you sweat thus burning calories and expelling toxins out of your immune system. If you dont have any access to a sauna just lock your self up in the bathroom turn on the heat and hot shower water and this will help replicate a sauna and try to still jog.

By following these test I can guarantee you 99.9% you will pass. Im a physicion and I also smoke pot believe or not. This is for the mom concerned about her kids grades. Marijuana might effect the use of short term memory but it is only temporary. Once you quit and get it out of your system the amino acids in your body help restore your dormant brain cells. Alcohol on the other hand permantly kills them. The carnicegons in marijuana take almost 3 times as long to develop lung cancer in comparision to the nicotine and tar and other toxins in cigarettes. With most people never developing cancer whatsoever. So you tell me which drug is worse. Marijuana promotes peace and harmony on the otherhand alcohol promotes violence and carelesness. Dont believe all the propaganda that the goverment has spewed out throughout these years. Like I said I am a family practitioner and I dont meet or exceed the sterotipical brainless lazy pot head that society has fabricated. Do not believe these websites out there that quote, that home remedies are useless myths. It is obvious that they will say this because they are trying to sell their detox products, which work but are a expensive alternative. Just follow my steps and you will be good to go. Good Luck.

I have a question for anthonyray22, about how many days will your home remedy take to work. because I have been getting random test.

I have taken 2 test so far for this new company that I am going to work for and both were to deluted to use so now I have to go in one more time or I dont get the job.
I stopped about 7 days ago and have been taking niacin drinking lots of water and cranberry juice I just got vinegar today should I do anything else

HMMM...DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS? wELL I USED TO DO THEM TOO..! AND JUST HAVE RECENTLY started again.. Pot that is. LOL and go figure the week after I take a couple hits I get a job interview... assholes..lol.. so my test is tomorrow and I am drinking water like crazy..and cranberry juice..I have also taken some vitamin b... sooo. I have finished off 1/2 a gallon of water. and I am praying that I by some chance in hell pass it... Soo good luck to me... lol...

Yeah. I just got arrested for possesion in school because, I don't know it was retarded. But now I have to take a test before I can come back. What you do is drink a shitload of nothing but water and cranberry juice. Substitute orange for non cranberry lovers. Then go to a local head shop and purchase Vale or any cleansing kit that removes toxins from your body. You have to drink it an hour before your test and then keep filling it up with water and drinking it for a half hour. It works, I passed. And I only had five days to get clean from when I smoke everyday. Good Luck!

ok drugs are drugs and you cant tell people to do them or not its their chioce! people are jsut asking a simple question to get rid of drugs in their system if you have an answer give it to them if you have advice they probably dont want to hear it anyway
if your giving them your opinion just shut up