Need to choose a decent phone

My attempts of looking for a phone have been futile so far, and am now asking the general public for their knowlege on mobile phones. I'm looking for a phone that:

-you are possible to change the SMS tone to an mp3
-and ring tone
-and alarm
-and...

wallpaper
-very loud speaker (so I can hear it on the bus)
-miniSD card slot
-not a ridiculously large size

That is all I want. I don't care much for the camera or bluetooth etc (as long as it doesn't look girly or like a brick).

Nokia 6280

I had this phone and its is by far the best phone I had had. I now own a samsung G600 Belle (the purple one) and I still prefer the Nokia

The rumor. its great!

the lg envy... I like it but I don't know if it does all that stuff. I just like to take pics and text lol

It would be much more helpful if I knew who your service provider was...

but since I don't, I recommend my phone. I have the MotoRokr Z6M.

Supports up to a 2gb MicroSD, 2MP camera, Loud enough alarm to wake me from a dead sleep, Mp3 player capabilities, ringtones, wallpapers, all that jazz. You know it's loud, because it's designed to be an mp3 player.

If you don't have the option, The Razr is pretty much compatible with all providers now, and it's similar to the Rokr, except it's a flip-phone, not a slider.

Good luck.

I ahve the lg vx10000, best cellphone I've EVER had ! it's touch screen, though. don't know if that would bother you.

yay thankyou all ^^