My second ninja question (mock situation)

Ok you and your newly formed clan on ninjas are on chill mode, you all decide to hit the hottest clubs.
your clan and you are just chillin' in the club. As your glancing through all the attending peeps, you see this
other clan of ninjas giving you and...

your peeps "wicked" Looks...what do you do about this?

1]Move through the crowd with your clan and confront them in a head on dance off contest.(Which you pathetically lose,
because your clan only is skilled in combat.) but afterwards you give them a surprise smackdown in the parkinglot

2]Assume that the looks are naughty in nature and invite them over to your home for group "Relations" in
jello.(a classic)

3]Make up your own choice(make sure its freaky)

I choose 3]Make up your own choice(make sure its freaky)

my clan and I are going to kick their butts inside and shove jello shooters down their throat untill they figure out the super secret password.

freaky enough?

ps theese are cool where do you come up with them and what is up with the jello fetish

3) OWN CHOICE

Ok we become butt pirates instead and we steal their booty and have our reckless way with it. But what sucks for them is that my wood is really made of wood (tis a peg) AND they get spiltners up their butt which gives them celery posioning.
arrr

Number 3.
Me and my ninja dudes pour hot wax on them and sell the wax-men on ebay.