Somebody have any jokes that they can tell me?

Does somebody have any jokes that they can tell me cause I'm sort of in a bad mood! And I know that this isn't the category for this kind of question but it's my favorite!! Lol

All winter long the moles were hibernating and when they woke up the father mole wiggles up to the top of the hole and yells down to mother mole. 'Mother mole, I smell honey, fresh made honey.' father says. The mother mole wiggles up to the top of the hole and says, 'No, that's not honey that is maple sryup, I smell sweet maple sryup.' The baby mole still down in the hole says 'All I can smell is Moleasses.

that was a very jay leno/vanilla joke

A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up. The dentist decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be extracted. The dentist advised the man of the situation who agreed to the procedure.
When the dentist went to give the man an injection the man said 'don't worry, I don't need an injection'. The dentist went on to explain that the procedure could be very painful however the patient insisted that he would be OK without a needle. The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so the dentist went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the dentist's amazement the guy didn't even wince.
The dentist, quite astonished remarked ' that was amazing, the two recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must have been something special, would you care to tell me about them'.
The man said 'sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a rabbit trap and CRUNCH!!'. The dentist exclaimed 'oh my god, that must have been excruciating but what was the second experience'. The man replied 'when I ran out of chain'

The Joke I told was more for her age. She is 13? At least mine isn't dirty for a 13 year old. Use common sense people.

thanx guys !!