Is it possible to make a life sized human shaped sandwich?

I might try but I dont know how to get started D:

Like the giant one in subway?!
I WANT ONE!

Maybe you need to make reeeally long bread first.

Not only possible, probably enjoyable.

Would take some doing... but if you were determined enough you could do it. Let me think...

- You'd need a lot of dough, but you could have it kneaded in breadmaker machines (if you could afford a number of them) to help out - else get lots of volunteers.

- You'd need to shape the bread and make sure it keeps its shape as it rises. So that might mean some sort of custom bread-tin that would be human-shaped. If you had sheetmetal and access to a welding plant, it wouldn't be too difficult to make one up. Or, you could make the bread regular shaped, and cut it out after its baked to be human-shaped. But then you wouldn't get the crust.

- Obviously its going to be too big to go into a conventional oven, even a bakers oven. So you might have to find an alternative or make something up - once again if you had sheetmetal you could weld up a box, and put in it some form of element or fire which will bake the bread,

- Cutting the loaf of bread up afterwards would be easy - just get a new/clean wood saw with a handle at each end, and cut it in half using that.

Then you could add all the fillings you want, cut it into smaller pieces using the saw (if you wanted) and let everyone dig in. Would be soo cool, I'd like to do something like that... right after my pool full of Jelly.

Wow thanks for the advice guys but like danbob says, its impossible for me and pool full of jello sounds awesome, I wish I HAD A POOL FULL OF CHOCOLATE MILK OMG O_O THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME :O!

wow, haha.

anything is possible,

why couldn't you do it?

Pool full of chocolate milk... that's more do-able...

All you would need is a pool, empty it of the water, and probably give it a good scrub and hose-down depending on how uncontaminated you want the chocolate milk. If you don't intend on drinking any of the cholocate milk at all while you're in the pool (which would be soo cool - drinking milk while swimming) then I probably wouldn't bother with scrubbing down the pool at all, perhaps a quick rinse-over will do.

Then the only other thing you've got to do is get enough chocolate milk to fill the pool - could be quite expensive, unless you could talk a local milk company which produces the stuff to donate it, possibly as a part of a promotion or advertising. Actually, I wonder if getting the company to donate it might be the way to get my pool full of Jelly... who do I know who has a pool?

=O what about the town/city pool? (probably really disgusting =] good luck on that)

Dammit! A cartoon stole my Jelly pool idea - http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail187.html

dam them!!
well this picture will cheer you up

dam them!!
well this picture will cheer you up

first you'll need a lot af bread and lots of groceries like lettus,tomatoes, onions anything you put in a sandwich and you can start from there using your artisic skills to make a human shape which isn't hard if you have the time.

but wont it collapse?

If its individual loaves or rolls, yeah it could collapse if picked up... but then I guess the question is would you actually want to pick it up, or could you just leave it on a big tray or bench or table. In fact that would be the easiest way to make the sandwich... but not quite as exciting as actually making a human-shaped loaf of bread.

Thanks for the cat picture by the way!

It's possible, but what size person are you going for. What kind of tasty topping are we talking about...Let me know when they are ready. I like to order a Jessica Simpson sandwich please...

Get an army load of cheese/letece/tomatoes/ and mayo. ALSO make your own bread ON A CLEAN tarp in the summer.

Get an army load of cheese/letece/tomatoes/ and mayo. ALSO make your own bread ON A CLEAN tarp in the summer.

Get an army load of cheese/letece/tomatoes/ and mayo. ALSO make your own bread ON A CLEAN tarp in the summer.