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If you were a sock lying on my floor, you probably wouldn't be my sock, but my husbands sock, therefore you'd smell bad, and need to be washed, but seeing as how I'm feeling lazy today, You'd stay there for at least another day, and get dirty work clothes that are covered in sand, and dried cement thrown on top of you.
Some time after that you'd be carried down several steps into the Laundry room, You'd be thrown into a large washer filled with Laundry detergent, and stain remover, You'd be spun around for 60 minutes.
After that I'd make my way back down stairs assuming that I'd gone else where during that time, And put you in the dryer with the rest of the clothes that were with you during your adventure in the Washer.
You'd be in a Hot metal Machine which movements aren't too different from the Washer that you just left, and somewhere in between You going in, and me taking you out. You'd Disappear. Never to be seen again.
If I found a sock like you on my bedroom floor, I'd probably either put you in the hamper.
You'd need a good washing. That's all I'd do with you. Then afterwords, I'd put you in the dryer with the rest of the laundry to dry you then, put you in the drawer with the rest of the socks. How funny!! What a cute question.
I would pick you up, put you on my hand. dance around a little bit. have you help me draw a picture.
then I would give you a bandana, eyes, and a nose and a mouth. I then would proceed to puttin on a puppet show.
thats what would go down, if you were a sock on my floor.
but, if you were anything else on my floor. you would stay there.
my friend stole all of mine, so you probably wouldnt be mine...



If I was a sock lying on your floor, what would you do with me?
Presume I'm in fact YOUR sock.