If...?

If?

IF?

Ugh not a one word title

if I was online

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling

Thought you would like that one Dara.

Just thought I would see if there are any lateral thinkers out there...

Or maybe...

If I could just get my hands around the dumb as* who asked this stupid question...lol

Better be ready !!

koay

koay???

I could have I would have but I cant so I wont.

If I could I would, but I cant so I wont.

Well you could, but we would need to haggle first...

HA funny.

If only I could drop straight from the sky onto a trampoline.
That would be fun...
If I didn't break the trampoline.
This is a REALLY open question... wait... I mean sort of question.

It is designed to stimulate some lateral thinking on here britz.

A bit like the ink blot test. What can you see in this ink blot...

If apples were pears
and peaches were plumbs
and a rose had a different name
If tigers were bears
and fingers were thumbs
I'd love you just the same.

we were a movie, you'll be the right guy, and I'll be the best, that you'll fall in love with. In the end da na na na, play that happy song, again?

If I were a little birdie I would fly to the top of the highest tree so I could watch the world go by instead of feeling like im in a cage until I die.

Wow deep. Shrink that one lol.

or, if you could see, what I see, that your the answer to my prayers. And if you, could feel the tenderness I feel. You would know it will be clear that angels brought that angels bought me here...