How to make a resume?

how do I make a resmae to get a job?

Some personal information:
Name, age ,address etc.

Work experience:
Where, what company, what did you do?

Hobbies:
What you like doing?

Qualificaitons:
What are you qualified in? Did you go to college?

That's all you need really!

you need a basic structure, I start with personal details, then job history, then grades, then references,

Name: John Smith
Address: 666 devils path
Email: Fun mail me
Cell: 666-66-6666
Home Number: 001-666-666-666
Date of Birth: 09/09/204bc

Job History:
Cat Washer 01/01/1986 - 02/02/1999
Was a cat washer for 13 years, was great fun as I got to wash cats, nice.

Grades:
English F
Math F
Geography F

References: Satan - 01244854845

Included at least 3 years work experiences if you have it, use a clear but attractive font make at least 2 pages, include also hobbies and interests, and add a photography if you feel confident, USE microsoft word or another similar tool.