Pen*s is crooked

my pen*s is crooked to the left because I masterb8ted too much. how do it get it back straight if I can't use my left hand?!

It's normal for a pen*s to have a slight curve in it. Masterbation will NOT make it curve.
If it wasn't curved before, consult a doctor something could be wrong.
It it's always been like that, then your fine.

As long as you can still get it fully erect, you should have nothing to worry about - it's a natural curve as mandyloo said.

If you notice that it has a lump somewhere on the shaft, or that the tip doesn't harden, you should talk to your doctor. Those are symptoms of Pyronies (not a serious problem, but could cause some issues during intercourse).