Good comebacks

Ok. So when people are up and your face and you need a good comebac on the spot what do you guys say?? one I used to a girl was " why are you bithchng so much?? Ok I understnd. Go and my locker and on the second shelf there are some tampons. Take as...

many as you need bc its obviously your time of the month!!" it was funny but what are sum other good ones that you know? Andi f the person has specific insecurities like they're ugly, or they just mean, or if a guy thnks he's so popular what ae sum ones' 4 that? And pleez don't say turn the other cheek or sumthn like that... Im just curious to know sum 4 next school year!

Or if you know any websites I can go on, that will help. thnxx!!!

I just normally think of something really quickk!!!
like ill just be like go be gay in a corner but normally ill have something really long or something that makes them not say anything backk..I cant think of anything right now though!!!

Up in your face: Pull out some mints or gum, no words needed.

"Your mom." or "That's what she said." are great generic nonsensical comebacks that dont even have to make sense for people to laugh.

Keep it short and sweet, if you get too detailed then they're just like, "What?" and it isn't funny anymore.

Remember, the most important thing about a comeback is making anyone listening forget about what they said to you, and embarassing or shifting all the attention to the person who is getting on your case. Drag it out too long and everyone is still focused on you and will think you're some kinda nerd getting too complexified on your insults/comebacks.

if someone says to me "r you gay?" I just walk up to them and say "why are you looking into that mirror?" lol =8

haha.. funny! but I want more! like thngs u've said of thout of off the top of your head