Good chain letter ideas?

I found one that says:

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will drop it's bomb on your head at 5:00 pm today and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this...

will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend's neighbor's cousin twice removed.

I find this hilarious. I hope you do too.

What's your idea for a chain mail?

Umm I get chain mail on aim a lot I think its pritty funny accept for this one time I read a bulletin on myspace that scared the hell outta mee and it said If I didnt repost it then the person that died was gunna come at night tew kill me and like I noo it sounds dum but the story sounded soo true and it all took place threw email and sum person stalking people! I was scared outta mii mind even tho those things are not true there was styll a part of Mee that hadda sleep with one eye open! L0L