Funniest title of book?

What is the funniest title of a book you've ever heard of?

"If you want closure in your relationship, start with your legs"

the uglies

Never Stand Too Close To A Naked Man
By: Tim Allen
I saw it on my parents shelf, and I grabbed it immediately! I had to take the cover off of the book, because all the kids at school were reading the title out loud!! Hahaha. It's basically a comical autobiography of Tim Allen. It' s a good read! But I couldn't finish it, because I had a book assignment at school, and never got back to it! :*(
Everyone Poops (A little kid's book)
I don't know who the author is.
I read the whole book, and it's basically just talking about animal poop, and there are acutally cartoon pictures!! (Don't worry, nothing graphic! Haha.)
Plus, relating to the above person's comment: The Uglies series is an AWESOME book series! In this case, you SERIOUSLY shouldn't judge this book by its cover!! It's full of action and a dash of romance!! I ABSOLUTELY HATE romance books, but I LOVED this series! The books (in order) in this series are: Uglies, Pretties, Specials, and Extras.
Hope I helped!!
:P

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