Easter poem with rude humor, my original

As you know the easter bunny is quite funny
But last year spent 4 months on the dunny
To much chocolate made him get the runs
So know you know why they chose that colour for this years hot cross buns

The cadbury company has done its part
With there...

whole egg range now at kmart
The bunny went to visist the queen
But f*cked if he knew were her privates had been

Yet he still decided to give her his stick
So he coated her eggs extra thick
Then off he went to do some more good
Which ofcourse every easter bunny should

He decided its time to visit the pope
But got icredibly bored so he gave up hope
The pope you see wasnt much fun
As all he wanted to do was fill mr easter bunny's buns
With more sticky stuff that would give him the runs...

So off he went to visit the local jail
But left suddenly feeling rather pale
It seemed the inmates didnt want his eggs
But something else between his legs

All these events have cause him much dispair
And now finds life to be unfair
So if he knocks unto your door
Please dont treat him as a insignificant wh*re...

Nice poem, did you make it up yourself?

Yes , me a my sick humor... glad you enjoyed it...

hahahaha!! that was good!

oh why thank you my child!