If I told you your socks were so slimy and nasty

That if you slept with them on they would bond to your feet forever, and how I would NEVER let mine get that bad and gloated about it, and apologized to you for having your socks stuck to you forever, then I fell asleep on your couch, what would you do?

id probelly kick your azz depending on my mood I might just laugh

I probably wouldn't do anything, but I would think that you were a pretty nasty piece of work. If you were only joking, then I would think that you had a nasty way of joking, and if you were being honest and you were a friend I would probably just limit my interactions with you. There is a nice way of delivering your view, but that sure sounded like a mean and cruel way to say these things.