Critique my butt.

Alright, so I know know these jeans are not the answer to my "flat-butted guy" problem.

So, let me ask those who are more knowledgeable in the ways of butts than I: what are the strengths and weaknesses of my butt? I already know that it's flat, but...

is there anything else I should know?

I plan to go shopping later this week, what advice can you give me to enhance the strengths of my butt and diminish its flaws?

And yes, I have to buy girls jeans. I have a 24 inch waist, and virtually every pair of guys jeans I buy are way to large. I want to make my butt noticeable for my own self confidence, that's quite hard to do when it's lost in miles of denim.

do you have any gay friends? or any female friends who are good at this stuff? take them shopping with you...
ok, now I know nothing about this, so I'll refrain from making critiques, but from what I have learnt from my friend... you really dont need to buy super tight jeans... it's all about the right fit... they need to sit right... and female jeans are made to enhance the butt so it may not be a bad thing... and seriously try the padded underwear... it really does make your butt look bigger...