Cheesy pick up lines

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Does anybody know any cheesy pick up lines?? And trust me I can handle the cheesiest!

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Answered by texaskimmie on Oct 01, 2008, 08:16PM
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Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

Answered by sunshine_4_ever on Oct 01, 2008, 08:18PM
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are you hot? because you look hot.

Answered by jax on Oct 01, 2008, 08:18PM
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You look good inn those pants. But I have some old fat pants at my place that'll look good with both of us in one leg.

Answered by xxxemoxxxlifexxx on Oct 01, 2008, 08:20PM
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haha thats funny
umm
hey are you Jamaican
because ja makin me crazy
haha I almost died of laughter

Answered by legion on Oct 01, 2008, 08:49PM
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Answered by shley_0408 on Oct 01, 2008, 09:48PM

guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
girl: how much
guy: enough to break the ice.
girl: wow could that be any more cheesy
guy: so back to your place or mine?
girl: both, you go to yours, I'll go to mine.
guy: how do you like your eggs in the morning
girl: UNFERTILIZED!

Answered by religionisgood on Oct 01, 2008, 10:52PM
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Hey baby, are you a supporter of McCain? 'Cause you're McCain me so hot right now...how bout you and I go back to my place and debate the federal budget?

Uh, sorry...I guess I figured since this is in the Politics category, the pickup lines would have something to do with politics. Is that not what we're doing here?

Answered by legion on Oct 01, 2008, 11:24PM
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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but DOWN UNDER

Answered by tash on Oct 02, 2008, 01:14AM
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if you were a booger, you'd be the one I'd pick first.
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is you're dad osama? because you're the bomb.

Answered by theanswer4u on Oct 02, 2008, 03:29AM
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hey want to do it

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Answered by shaeluvspete on Oct 02, 2008, 04:46AM
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Good thing I brought my library card 'cause I'm checking you out.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together.

Answered by inuyashasng on Oct 02, 2008, 05:43AM
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What's wrong} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

Answered by vickiandsmidge on Oct 02, 2008, 06:29AM
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GUY: Did it hurt?
GIRL:Huh?
Guy:Did it hurt when you fell out out of heaven? Because a girl like you must have come from there

Answered by liam328 on Oct 02, 2008, 09:20AM
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the word of the day is "legs".let's go to my place and spread the word.

Answered by mustlovecats215 on Oct 02, 2008, 03:37PM
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If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Answered by cmjcarcam on Oct 16, 2008, 03:46PM
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are you from tennessee because your the only ten I see

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