sanditegurl's Advice

• How can you get kool aid stains out of your carpet?
  actually it's pretty unbelievable but I've found that human urine will take out most stains...long story but it works.
  
  
• Stomach Virus, how to get rid of body aches?
  if you drink several cups of lemon juice it will relieve your pain.
  
  
• If dogs can't sweat, how come my dogs neck is greasy?
  she probably has mange and should be taken to the vet immediately. the same thing happened to my dog and then all her hair fell out and her skin started rotting. she died about a week ago and we just had her funeral. I dont think I'll ever be able to g...
  
  
• Why do some goats have dangly skin flaps under their necks?
  that means they were bred too much and they really need a break. trust me I have lots of goats and some of them died because of this.
  
  
• Is it too late to potty train a 5 or 6 year old dog?
  no. if you take him and hold his butt over the toilet everytime he starts to go in the house he will start to go on his own
  
  
• Dachshund eats its own crap, how do I make it stop?
  spray it with onion spray. I had to do that when my pet snake kept eating my hamsters.
  
  
• How do I give my cat a pill?
  you have someone hold it town and steadily insert it into the rectum. this will cause the cat absolutely no pain and the pills will work more efficiently.
  
  
• Does a lip piercing hurt?
  yeah really bad. and if it gets infected your lip could turn yellow permanently. thats what happened to mine and now I have no feeling in it.
  
  
• How to get my butt to look bigger and my body smaller?
  I've found that if you tie a belt really tightly(or a corsette) around your waist and wear it constantly, your stomache will shrink up to 4 sizes. and as for getting your butt bigger if you take estrogen pills that should take care of that.
  
  
• Hair extensions!
  I got a really nice set of extensions at goodwill. you should so try it out.
  
  
• Hair extensions with my hair?
  go to the hair salon and have them die it pink and then get liberty spikes on top and get your nose and eyebrow pierced. wait no...I dont want you to look just like my mom...that would be kind of freaky
  
  
• IQ Test online?
  iq/irt/mast/hgtpsurs/.edu
  
  
• If you had a chance of changing a decision, would you?
  no because I'm who I am now because of my past and God set things into motion a certain way and I wouldnt change it for all the money in the world.
  
  
• Promise ring, which hand to wear it on?
  your left ring finger. where you would normally wear a wedding ring.
  
  
• How can I lose 10 pounds a week? (0.00%)
  you could go anorexic but its highly dangerous and you could die but at least you'd be skinny as heck!!! oh yeah the worms will love your new bod!!!
  
  
• Good pickup lines? (100.00%)
  are you a parking ticket? because you got fine written all over you