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  • GUYS, I NEED HELP.
    yeah dont get clothes that pissed off for some reason. Get earphones, an iPod, a movie, shoes, or what really what guys want is a blow job, or something sexually .

  • What message does biting his lip send?
    it means you want to do kinky physical connection

  • I still like him a lot
    Well its lust that you have for him. Take it easy . Kick back . You just want physical stuff .

  • What could this be?
    yeah your just depressed .take it easy . Some people keep there mind open so nothing is inside . Let it out . Right a poem on how you feel . Kick back with a couple of friends . Cccchhhiiilll . That's all. avoid the people that is affecting you

  • Guys: What to do to make a relationship last? (0.00%)
    we do all we can to keep it long . We technicly kiss a$$ and we put up with your b.s.

  • Good hearted people never win
    well its because those people dont see what you done for them. When you give your love and time to them , they get focus on them self. In there head they think of you as a person that has enough love already. But trully you have unconditional love. ...

  • Is it weird I tell him where I like to be kissed? (100.00%)
    no its not weird . Its netter then normal. Its just getting to know you even better. Plus its good for him , cause now he knows where are the good parts.

  • He Broke My Heart
    well what I think its good to do is to help him to get with her . And when they are together for like about a month or less tell him you like him. Then he is going to want to be with you , since the other girl is giving him crap. ...

  • Why do guys go for sluts?
    well I'm going to keep it short . we Guys want physical stuff . That's all.

  • Is this being a slut? (0.00%)
    no it doesnt mean your a slut . It just mean your a little dirty. In a good way

  • Runaway
    hey its sad when a realtionship between a mother and a daughter breaks down . But sorry emosexchick you can't run away from your problems, it won't solve your problems . So just stay and talk it out with your mom. Get a counsel. Tell yo...

  • Help me to tell one of my friends (100.00%)
    just tell her . She has a right to know. Call her up and say " hey , I got to tell you something . I'm sorry but dont cry . your boyfriend ( his name) is cheating on you ."

  • I want to be a total sex magnet
    yeah just flirt in a nice way. When nobody Is around touch the the guy to let him know . But watch out you could get r@pped

  • I'm afraid to finger myself
    yeah just dont have nails or you'll scratch yourself. If you dont want to then use something else like a dildo, the end of a tooth brush , any object that its capable of doing it. But make sure its clean

  • What should I get for my boyfriend's birthday?
    well materialize probably a necklace, ring , or some thing that shows you still have feelings for him. Another thing is that get laid or blow job . but I rather say some thing that be can kept to show reconized.

  • How to show my friend that I like him?
    well just talk to him like any regular person . The more you talk to him , he'll know.

  • Should I be with him?
    yeah there's nothing wrong with masterbating. Its better fingering just make sure you and him wash your hands. Get a d!ldo, vibrater or something.

  • Should I be with him?
    yeah there's nothing wrong with masterbating. Its better fingering just make sure you and him wash your hands. Get a d!ldo, vibrater or something.

  • Should I be with him?
    yeah there's nothing wrong with masterbating. Its better fingering just make sure you and him wash your hands. Get a d!ldo, vibrater or something.

  • How do I get my boyfriend to eat me out?
    well tell him you dont have STDs and you'll love it if he gives you some , you'll suck his if he gives you head.

  • what would you do if you caught your boyfriend or girlfriend having sex?
    to answer my own question I would just Act like I didn't see anything . Go to my room call I girl and tell her to come over and call my girlfriend to come a little later. I'll be doing the girl in my room with a cowboy vest on with a lasso , and do a ...

  • How to get my ex back?
    well love is eternal. Are you asking for love in return or to be loved? Well to answer your question. tell him how you feel about him , what do you think about him, how much you miss him . in realationships its all about trust . So just show him yo...

  • Having sex for the first time
    trust me it ain't all that great . Well for the girl yeah but not the guy. Just wait. There's no rush

  • Spanking during sex, normal?
    it just mean your kinky. Its ok. My girlfriend bites me and that turns me on. And she bites me when we're doing it to tell me to go harder . so its ok . Its normal and kinky so be proud

  • eatin out a girl..
    it means that it tastes pretty weird, I've done it twice to my ex. I stopped licking down there cause it started tasting weird and there's hair that's uncomfortable to be there. And also he wants to get pleasured too

  • How do I get a big butt? (0.00%)
    just do squats

  • Bars to gain weight?
    snickers, 3 musketeers, other bars that have a lot of items on the bar.

  • How do I tell him how I feel about him?
    you just bring it out. you got nothing to lose. "dont let fear over come u". If you hold it in then It will put more weight on yourself . tell him up close . Dont be afriad. You can do it

  • Hurt and Confused
    I know it hurts but she ain't worth it . You may love her but sadly she doesnt love you. dump her . It maybe hard but you have to. She doesnt care about you , leave and forget the past. chill and relax , you'll get a better girlfriend , one who ...

  • How to get over my boyfriend breaking up with me?
    just relax. . Chill with friends . Have a good time . That's all. Go do some crazy stuff.

  • How can I turn my boyfriend on?
    you can turn him on by kissing , hitting or, licking him on the neck. touching him anywhere. We Boys get turned on when you girls touch our penis, rub your butt against it , we also like it when we touch you guys also. I hoped I helped

  • Guys and orgasms (100.00%)
    Well from a guy, when we get an orgasm , we some times let out a shriek , or some weird noise you girls don't want to hear. I hoped I answer your question !

  • High school musical fans
    yeah . Cause today they were seeing if they're going to use the gym

  • Who would you date out of anyone in the world?
    I would date the girl that's right for me. ... The right girl

  • If there is a glass only half way with water, half full or empty?
    both . Its defining positive and negative source on a person

  • How to please a guy
    well we guys like it when you give us some action on the side. While kissing him 1. French kiss 2. Hug him 3.touch him any where. 4. Touch his d1ck. 5. Move it around or message it

  • When do you know it is time to have sex? (100.00%)
    The best time is when your comfortable. When you know your ready, when you know its ok, when your over 16. years

  • Should I talk to him?
    just talk to him like flirting. Its all good , bring the balls out of him. Just talk to him in a conversation .

  • Should I tell my boyfriend that I slept with someone else?
    Yes you should tell him , he has a right to know , cause you guys are going out.

  • Why do guys always hit my a*s?
    penguin and sue are right.

  • For the guys, which would you prefer?
    the truth to me it doesnt matter, if they're fat, obessed, skinny as bones, it don't matter. I care for the personality. but sorry I didn't answer. I think fat chick

  • Will the world end in 2012?
    well in not sure , but when the mayans calender said 12/12/12 probably because either the people couldn't finish it, there wasn't enough room, or they weren't sure

  • How do I get over him?
    hey sh1t happens , it happen to me , I was more sad then a lost puppy. But to help you is to forget about him; he disrespect you and mislead your trust. He screwed up, just relax and kick I'd with your friends, have fun. He is going to regret that h...

  • Boyfriend and sex (100.00%)
    if your not sure then dont do it , cause it ain't good when you do it when your not sure, the thing is its that what's the rush, take the time to know each other better, then talk about how fo you guys want to do it, and stuff like that , hoped I h...

  • Do guys like big butts?
    the truth , yeah we boys love big butts , and if your boyfriend likes it then he is very happy

  • How can I not let myself be used?
    hey just chill and change the way you to bad things like that. You should stop before it can get worse. Trust me it will to worse if you keep doing this. take care

  • How can I start eating with my boyfriend?
    ita all juicy, literally we buys dont notice how girls eat . We boys think if the same thing cause were boys and messy. We boys worry more about it Then you. So if you think he is thinking that you eat weird, he is just going to say your not shy .

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