myzarri's Advice

• My boobs have grown and I want my old ones back
  Are you pregnant? Side effects include vomiting swelling of the uterus, Eating the strangest foods, swelling of the feet, swelling of the boobs, and could result in infant.
  
  
• What is the worst lie you told your dad?
  ^^^ Bet that sobered you up.
  
  
• How can you tell if you're in love?
  yes. it is.
  
  
• Are you supposed to have butt hair?
  lol dundee =D
  
  
• Does it drive you crazy when a guy smells good
  yes.
  
  
• Are you supposed to have butt hair?
  Im so glad I can't see my butt.
  
  
• I give up on parents
  No I wuldn't, And I dont think you should give in.
  
  
• Am I allergic to the soap or what I use to shave?
  unless you shave you're face, I'd say you have dry skin. dont use scented lotion, use the skin healling stuff.
  
  
• My friend is acting weird, whats going on?
  thank you ^^^
  
  
• My friend is acting weird, whats going on?
  he graduates high school this month, and I didnt say he wanted to kill animal babies, I said he wants to kill animals, AND babies, as in HUMAN BABIES. GOT IT??? WHY DO YOU THINK IM SO FREAKED OUT?
  
  
• What do you know about crop circles ?
  True fact.: A lot of crop circles are faked.
  
  
• What is the worst lie you told your dad?
  ^^^ I've done that before.
  
  
• what would you do if you caught your boyfriend or girlfriend having sex?
  yeah, what enviedsoul said.
  
  
• What do you think of my religion blog post? (100.00%)
  This is a quote from my favorite movie, Dogma. --- Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland? Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The wa...
  
  
• What is your favorite love poem?
  whoa, got a little happy with the post button, there.
  
  
• Why are kids angels around everyone else except you?
  My brothers do that, they're way younger than me, and I'm always made out to be the monster. But I agree with kidwitdaquestions.
  
  
• My friend is acting weird, whats going on?
  Isn't there anyone other than the police?
  
  
• Easy ways to make money?
  work security. mcdonalds will hire anyone, but its not a very self-respecting job.
  
  
• Anyone know high paying jobs?
  work security.
  
  
• What does sushi taste like?
  raw fish.
  
  
• What is the worst lie you told your dad?
  Ok um I'll share mine. I tried to commit suicide once, and when he asked me why, I lied. I don't even remember what I told him. The real reason was that a boyfriend made me have sex with him, and then he dumped me. But how are you supposed to tell your...
  
  
• Friends with benefits?
  Yeah, me and my friend do that. I don't see anything wrong with it.
  
  
• What is your favorite love poem?
  ANNABELLE LEE Author: Edgar Allan Poe It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and b...
  
  
• A good drink for diabetics?
  Tea?
  
  
• What bit and hissed at me?
  snake probably. or a mutant madagascar hissing cockroach.
  
  
• Is it normal to shrink?
  I've been 5'5 for almost 2 years, and inow im 5'2 and a half. I measured three times.
  
  
• How can you tell if you're in love?
  ^^^ oh boy.
  
  
• What is earl grey tea?
  Its an English tea. I ahve no Idea what it tastes like, though.
  
  
• Name of this song?
  Its called Crazy B!tch by Buckcherry
  
  
• How can you tell if you're in love? (100.00%)
  eeek, I think I'm in love. Oh no.
  
  
• How do I cope?
  Im suprised you haven't locked this question yet.
  
  
• How do I cope?
  Maybe I'm not supposed to.
  
  
• Is John McCain all for war?
  He wants it to last at least 10 more years. I say f*ck that. Im moving to scotland if he gets in office.
  
  
• Are you a Virgin?
  Nope.
  
  
• Alanis Morissette Or Avril Lavigne
  Very nice. But I stand by what I said.
  
  
• Alanis Morissette Or Avril Lavigne
  because she sang with pashion an meaning. Avril had a good start, but her music went to crap when she conformed to "pop". Alanis was always alanis, nothing more, nothing less.
  
  
• Alanis Morissette Or Avril Lavigne
  Alanis morissette all the way.
  
  
• Do you think Al Gore is a jackass?
  I think puppies are cute, and Al Gore still sucks.
  
  
• Question about my camera?
  Nope can't find it. Im so frustrated.
  
  
• Question about my camera?
  But what if no box appears? the how do I get to the pictures?
  
  
• Do you agree with this quote?
  I totally agree.
  
  
• Is it possible to choke on your own tongue?
  oh..ok(scared now)
  
  
• Is it possible to choke on your own tongue?
  Oh ok good, because I had this dream where it happened, and if its possible, I wont sleep EVER again.
  
  
• What race am I?
  Depends on the picture. In one you look african american, and in the other you look either native american or mixed. Why do you ask?
  
  
• Temp agencies, need to be outlawed?
  ^^^lol, people answer the question. nothing's going to get done with bush in office. but yeah, I hear what your saying. we're heading towards another depression
  
  
• The evolution of the appendix!
  Actually, it was for digesting raw meat. But, since we cook our meat now, our appendix is useless. Our bodies nolonger produce the hormones for our appendix to work, so we can't use it. I can't tell you why it explodes though. Maybe it gets infected?
  
  
• How do I stop stress eating?
  Start writing instead, or excersize when your down. I know it sounds crazy, but it works for me.
  
  
• First poem (100.00%)
  Hahah, I love it!
  
  
• The best racing game ever?
  BURNOUT!! you get points for CRASHING!!!
  
  
• My mom hates me
  yeah. you dont have to live with that. No mother should be saying that sh!t.