Band name(100.00%)
I would call your band "Precious" - gems and jades are precious stones.
Micheal Jackson
I know what's happening during the video "Billie Jean" - I vomit uncontrollably and my dog runs in circles howling and slashes the loungeroom furniture.
What is worth seeing in Reims?
This question was posted over three years ago and no-one has posted even one tourist attraction in Reims! I dunno about you but I'm ready to cross Reims off my list of potential holiday destinations.
Just for the record, the "Mister Clever Trousers G...
The Jetsons?(100.00%)
I'm guessing you were also annoyed with the movie "The Never Ending Story"...because it ended.
Why doesn't God answer my prayers?
I know heaps of people who say that God nevers answers their prayers. I just realised something...they all speak English. None of my Spanish friends complain that God doesn't answer their prayers.
Based on this my theory is that God doesn't speak Eng...
How do I say Hello in Portugese?
Actually you still say "Hello" in Portuguese.
If you say "Hello how are you", it's "Hello como é você?" in Portuguese.
How to become a pirate?
Or perhaps you could start by advertising in your local paper.
Something like :
"Pirate available. Willing to plunder, steal valuables, scuttle ships. Non-smoker.
Health excellent. Available for immediate start. Have own parrot and eye-patch.
How did peter suffer in the acts of the apostles?
Peter was always the butt of the apostles practical jokes. He would come home tired from a big day of fishing and find they had short sheeted his bed. Or he would be getting dressed and find he had two left sandals.
Once they dobbed him in to the Roma...
Is wanting to run around naked a problem?
You asked if your desire to run around the house nude is a problem.
So is your concern :
(a). that you want to conduct some sort of athletic track and field event indoors?
(If thats your concern you could mark out a track with tape or streamers and re...
Should I feel guilty that I don't believe their religion?
Don't EVER feel guilty because you don't feel what others tell you to feel, because you don't think what others tell you to think, or because you don't believe what others tell you to believe.
Find what YOU believe in and be true to that. The greatest...
Who would win a fight: ninjas or pirates?
I think that pirates are far more accomplished than ninjas in the field of movies and entertainment. Practically every DVD I own has a warning at the beginning that says I might have a pirate movie. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure there is ...
Will my house be repossessed?
Do you think the same spirit will re-possess my home or will it be a different discarnate entity? Better the devil you know I guess!
What are some good quotes?
If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving
- Mister Clever Trousers
What to wear to a superhero or villian gala?
If it were me, I wouldn't go at all. Then I would ring the host the day after, congratulate him on a brilliant party and ask what he thought of my Invisible Man outfit.
Why do Superheroes wear tights?
Clearly this question was asked by someone who doesn't possess super powers.
If you had super powers you wouldn't have to ask.
What were the nick names of the first two atomic bombs?
Was it Cuddly and Boo-Boo?
I just did a little research and I see that the two atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nicknamed "Little Boy" and "Fat Man". What the hell were they thinking? I was pretty close with my guess of Cuddly and B...
Why do skydivers wear helmets?
An excellent point. The guy who invented crash helmets for skydivers probably also invented seat belts for motorcycles.
I have never heard a skydiver on the news saying "My 'chute failed at 13 thousand feet and I fell all the way. I thought I was a go...
What home remedies will help me pass a drug test?
I find that the secret of passing a drug test is being prepared well in advance by having a good study regimen that you are able to stick to. Plan to set aside at least 2 hours per night studying in a quiet, well lit spot that is free from noise and di...
How to dismantle an atomic bomb?
I note that your question was posted over three years ago. In that time I haven't heard any media reports about a rogue, uncontrolled nuclear explosion anywhere in the world so I can only assume that you were successful in defusing your nuclear weapon....
Is the Apocolypse in 2012?
Memo:
Attention all humans. Due to inclement weather the Apocalypse has been cancelled.
A full refund will be issued to all ticket holders.
How does God see the Harry Potter series?
I have it on good authority that God has the entire series of Harry Potter movies on DVD.
God loves to laugh.
God says stop trying to find evil, demonic meanings behind innocence.
God reminds you "a gay day in Toyland" meant Noddy and Big Ears were ...
What are the best excuses to get out of work sick?
Tell them you discovered a strange portal with what appeared to be Egyptian heiroglyphics around it's perimeter. In trying to decipher the writing you accidentally actuated the device which then teleported you through a worm hole to the far end of the...
How can we overcome rejection threw the bible?
Ironically the secret to overcoming rejection was right there in your mis-spelled question. I think it was God speaking to you...
Next time I get rejected I'm going to throw a Bible really really hard at the cow who rejected me. Have you seen how th...
Why did God reject Cains sacrifice?
...and that's why today we say "it's the thought that counts"!
If only Cain had put more thought into his pressie...something heartfelt and perhaps some nicer giftwrapping and one of those classy bows. Shopping for God is so difficult though...what ...
What is the "will of God"?
I will take a wild guess and say the will of God is a legal document laying out how He intends His goods and chattels to be divided in the event of His death,
I'm guessing the disciples will all get a cut. Maybe not Judas though. And I bet the meek wi...
What are some clean truth or dare questions?(40.00%)
Dares :
1. Ride a bicycle to the South Pole
2. Train a crack squad of ninjas to overthrow the government
3. Invent a cure for the common cold
4, Be weirder than Michael Jackson (For experts only - this is not a easy as the first three)
Truth :
...
Is masturbation a sin?
I can't believe mas*urba*ion is a sin...just take a look at how many w@nkers God created.
Who answers the chat with God?
Often the Archangel Gabriel works night shift on chatwithgod.com
God can't be everywhere can He...
Why does getting fingered hurt?
Let this be a lesson to you...never go out with an elephant.
(Any elephants who read this - please disregard this advice. Obviously this doesn't apply to you)
*Hundreds of flowers in spring, the moon in autumn
A cool breeze in summer and snow in winter
If there is no vain cloud in your mind
For you it is a good season*
mister_clever_trousers's Advice
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Vijay Mallya is reportedly looking at a 26% shareholding in Spicejet.
I would call your band "Precious" - gems and jades are precious stones.
I know what's happening during the video "Billie Jean" - I vomit uncontrollably and my dog runs in circles howling and slashes the loungeroom furniture.
Darth Spastic??
"Do unto others...then run"
Who ate all the pies?
This question was posted over three years ago and no-one has posted even one tourist attraction in Reims! I dunno about you but I'm ready to cross Reims off my list of potential holiday destinations. Just for the record, the "Mister Clever Trousers G...
Maybe they just like to keep abreast of things
I'm guessing you were also annoyed with the movie "The Never Ending Story"...because it ended.
I know heaps of people who say that God nevers answers their prayers. I just realised something...they all speak English. None of my Spanish friends complain that God doesn't answer their prayers. Based on this my theory is that God doesn't speak Eng...
Actually you still say "Hello" in Portuguese. If you say "Hello how are you", it's "Hello como é você?" in Portuguese.
Or perhaps you could start by advertising in your local paper. Something like : "Pirate available. Willing to plunder, steal valuables, scuttle ships. Non-smoker. Health excellent. Available for immediate start. Have own parrot and eye-patch.
George W. Bush
À votre partie le samedi je souhaite faire pipi dans votre cuvette de goldfish.
Peter was always the butt of the apostles practical jokes. He would come home tired from a big day of fishing and find they had short sheeted his bed. Or he would be getting dressed and find he had two left sandals. Once they dobbed him in to the Roma...
How many cigarettes a day does he smoke? Maybe he should switch to a low tar brand.
You asked if your desire to run around the house nude is a problem. So is your concern : (a). that you want to conduct some sort of athletic track and field event indoors? (If thats your concern you could mark out a track with tape or streamers and re...
Don't EVER feel guilty because you don't feel what others tell you to feel, because you don't think what others tell you to think, or because you don't believe what others tell you to believe. Find what YOU believe in and be true to that. The greatest...
I think that pirates are far more accomplished than ninjas in the field of movies and entertainment. Practically every DVD I own has a warning at the beginning that says I might have a pirate movie. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure there is ...
Do you think the same spirit will re-possess my home or will it be a different discarnate entity? Better the devil you know I guess!
If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving - Mister Clever Trousers
...and you also end up with a wet forehead. That bit can be proven.
If it were me, I wouldn't go at all. Then I would ring the host the day after, congratulate him on a brilliant party and ask what he thought of my Invisible Man outfit.
Clearly this question was asked by someone who doesn't possess super powers. If you had super powers you wouldn't have to ask.
My greatest fear is being molested by a roving gang of super models.
More people are killed by donkeys each year than in plane crashes.
Excuse me mister...do you know anything about defusing bombs?
Was it Cuddly and Boo-Boo? I just did a little research and I see that the two atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nicknamed "Little Boy" and "Fat Man". What the hell were they thinking? I was pretty close with my guess of Cuddly and B...
Passionately I Embrace The Last Turnip Of Spring - Kim Jong Il
Passionately I Embrace The Last Turnip Of Spring - Kim Jong-iL
An excellent point. The guy who invented crash helmets for skydivers probably also invented seat belts for motorcycles. I have never heard a skydiver on the news saying "My 'chute failed at 13 thousand feet and I fell all the way. I thought I was a go...
I find that the secret of passing a drug test is being prepared well in advance by having a good study regimen that you are able to stick to. Plan to set aside at least 2 hours per night studying in a quiet, well lit spot that is free from noise and di...
I note that your question was posted over three years ago. In that time I haven't heard any media reports about a rogue, uncontrolled nuclear explosion anywhere in the world so I can only assume that you were successful in defusing your nuclear weapon....
Memo: Attention all humans. Due to inclement weather the Apocalypse has been cancelled. A full refund will be issued to all ticket holders.
I have it on good authority that God has the entire series of Harry Potter movies on DVD. God loves to laugh. God says stop trying to find evil, demonic meanings behind innocence. God reminds you "a gay day in Toyland" meant Noddy and Big Ears were ...
A shave
Tell them you discovered a strange portal with what appeared to be Egyptian heiroglyphics around it's perimeter. In trying to decipher the writing you accidentally actuated the device which then teleported you through a worm hole to the far end of the...
Oh yeah...I forgot to ask...can you please send me a dollar for this advice?
This can actually be achieved in two very easy steps : Step 1. Ask one person to give you a dollar Step 2. Repeat step 1. 999,999 more times
If you have been masturbating for 21 years non-stop, this could explain why you're so thin.
Stop picking on George W. - He's the nicest evil dangerous psycho moron crackpot halfwit that I know.
Ironically the secret to overcoming rejection was right there in your mis-spelled question. I think it was God speaking to you... Next time I get rejected I'm going to throw a Bible really really hard at the cow who rejected me. Have you seen how th...
How about a nice bumper sticker?
...and that's why today we say "it's the thought that counts"! If only Cain had put more thought into his pressie...something heartfelt and perhaps some nicer giftwrapping and one of those classy bows. Shopping for God is so difficult though...what ...
I will take a wild guess and say the will of God is a legal document laying out how He intends His goods and chattels to be divided in the event of His death, I'm guessing the disciples will all get a cut. Maybe not Judas though. And I bet the meek wi...
Dares : 1. Ride a bicycle to the South Pole 2. Train a crack squad of ninjas to overthrow the government 3. Invent a cure for the common cold 4, Be weirder than Michael Jackson (For experts only - this is not a easy as the first three) Truth : ...
I can't believe mas*urba*ion is a sin...just take a look at how many w@nkers God created.
Often the Archangel Gabriel works night shift on chatwithgod.com God can't be everywhere can He...
Let this be a lesson to you...never go out with an elephant. (Any elephants who read this - please disregard this advice. Obviously this doesn't apply to you)