fairkon's Advice

• Can I move in with my boyfriend if I'm 16 and pregnant?
  You can. It is called imancipation. You will need to retain an attorney to do this though. It is actually not as difficult as you may think. State law varies but if you're 16 you will probably only need to provide proof of a place where you will be...
  
  
• How to get my parents to be less strict?
  Gain their trust.
  
  
• Can worrying cause a missed period?
  Absolutely.
  
  
• How to stop grinding teeth?
  There isn't a way. You can only ask your dentist for a mouthpiece to sleep in.
  
  
• Can I get taller?
  Sure. Consult an orthopeodic surgeon and what he will do is cut your legs off just below the knees.. he will then insert titanium spacers onto the severed leg and bolt them on with titanium screws. He will then reattatch your legs and insert all of the...
  
  
• How to be taller?
  Sure. Consult an orthopeodic surgeon and what he will do is cut your legs off just below the knees.. he will then insert titanium spacers onto the severed leg and bolt them on with titanium screws. He will then reattatch your legs and insert all of ...
  
  
• What exactly do you do on this site?
  Eat pizza and drink beer.. Come on now.. The name of the site is "fun advice" Take a wild stab at it. After this question maybe they should change it to "stupid questions.com"
  
  
• How can you attain a healthy weight?
  This is not rocket science.. The same way you've always been told. Good diet and exercise.
  
  
• Should I start using tampons yet? (0.00%)
  From what i've read dogs really should'nt use tampons at all.. Just have your owner put a little diaper on you. he he j/k sorry.. couldn't help myself.
  
  
• What's your definition of normal?
  Asking what the definition of normal is about the same as asking what the definition of crazy is. Each person has their own interpretation of the term. Myself?? I don't believe in the word.. In reference to describing a person or a person's actions...
  
  
• What would be a great Sweet 16?
  A budget?? Pretty much every party is on a budget.. I can give you some ideas if you can give me a ballpark estimate of how much you are able to spend.
  
  
• Can I be pregnant if I'm tired and my back hurts?
  There could be countless reasons why you feel this way and I guess the million dollar question would be .. have you had a period in the past 11 weeks?? Whether you have or haven't your best bet would be to buy a grocery store pregnance test.. I'm s...
  
  
• Will daily jogging make me a faster runner?
  Jogging is actually not good for you believe it or not. It is good for your heart/cardio but it is awful for your knees and back. If you want to become a faster runner... eat right.. lots of proteins.. and most of all run, run, run, then run som...
  
  
• why do hoes got to hate? (0.00%)
  First of all.. Make sure you are definately pregnant before you say anything. Secondly did you not learn anything from your sister's experience? If you are in fact pregnant there is no easy way to tell her. You will just have to face the music. L...
  
  
• How can you get rid of cellulite?
  Cocoa butter will help with the stretchmarks. Cellulite can be remedied by losing weight and also by massaging the places where it appears to be "cottage Cheese". Also brushing the cellulite with a hair brush helps.. it breaks up the "clumps" of fat
  
  
• How do I get my eyebrows to grow back normally after plucking? (100.00%)
  Don't pluck them anymore and they will grow back. Intake calcium and biotin to expedite hair growth.
  
  
• Will I give him herpes?
  No, the Herpes on your mouth is Symplex 1 and genital Herpes is Symplex 2
  
  
• What is the perfect amount of kids to have?
  American Average is 21/2. You have to decide for yourself how many is the perfect amount. Some people it's 1 others it is 12
  
  
• Can you get pregnant from this?
  Yes.. definately.
  
  
• What is a good pushup bra?
  Evidentally Victoria's got all the secrets
  
  
• How to speak with a Brooklyn accent?
  Riddle me this batman.. how is anyone supposed to tell you in text how to speak with an accent?
  
  
• When will my felony leave me alone?
  You can see an attorney and you could possibly have your record exponged. In order to do this you must go before a judge plead your case and he will remove the conviction from your record. A judge will only do this in certain cases.. no sex crimes,...
  
  
• How long does it take to become 95 lbs?
  It depends on how much you diet and exercise.. Also, how quickly you metabolise food. Each person is different and loses weight at a different rate.
  
  
• What makeup and nailpolish should I use for Prom?
  Nailpolish-French Manicure Bring out your eyes and your lips Go to a cosmetologist and have your makeup done professionally.. It is your prom after all and you will most likely only have one.
  
  
• What types of foods provide the most energy?
  SUSHI!!
  
  
• What alcoholic drink tastes the best?
  A Graveyard.. Vodka, Rum, Gin, Blue Curucao, Black Raspberry, sour mix, and cranberry juice. It tastes like coolaid and it will get you hammered before you even realize it.
  
  
• What is this blood-filled bump on my penis?
  You have Herpes. sorry
  
  
• What type of concerns should a new home buyer have?
  What will the market be like when it's time to sell. 'Cause right now it's awful.
  
  
• What can I snack on that will keep me feeling healthy?
  Bananas, apples and peanut butter, cheese and crackers, sushi,
  
  
• How can I gain weight in my boobs and butt?
  There is no special thing to eat. If you want to gain weight in your butt n boobs you will need to gain weight everywhere else. Just eat fattening foods and try not to burn to many calories..
  
  
• Why don't I have any ejaculation?
  You haven't reached the proper stage in puberty. Give it time.. it will com.. he he
  
  
• Should overweight employees be penalized?
  Only if they're strippers