esconsult1's Advice

• Do people swim in florida during winter
  We do swim in the winter. The atlantic is a bit colder though than the summers.
  
  
• Campaign for Obama
  Asking people to help you campaign in the real world is not a problem on Funadvice.
  
  
• Is anyone a satanist? (0%)
  A friend of mine is a satanist. We all look at him more as a joke than anything else.
  
  
• Obama rocks, but are you ready?
  @jimahl -- thanks Here is a rather devastating take-down of McCain and his "experience". http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/06/04/mccain-emphasizes-gas-tax-holiday-again-rails-against-elites/ It is so devastating that anyone who reads it and loo...
  
  
• Obama rocks, but are you ready? (100%)
  What inspires me about Obama, is not his race or "inexperience", but the ability for America to finally make a clean break with the past. You can clearly see it with his overall support. People under 35 will mostly love Barak, while people over 50 wil...
  
  
• Do you know of any jobs that pay $100 per hour?
  Programming, web developer, consultant, database admin, networking etc, etc. It means ya gotta have the chops though. Experience, skill and talent matter in this atmosphere. Whatever you plan to do, be very, very good at it, or failing that, be ...
  
  
• How do I stop getting the Blue Screen of Death? (BSOD) (100%)
  A simple issue is that it may also be overheating. Overheating can cause many a symptom. Check to make sure that its not too hot, that the fans are spinning, etc.
  
  
• How was funadvice created?
  We started the site several years ago with the intention of making an advice site for a more grown up audience. But the teenagers took over and here we are now. Sigh. :-) Millions of visitors later we're glad we're here and we're glad you like the s...
  
  
• The Most Romantic Way To Die?
  Sure, would be romantic for you, but not for your lover. Reverse the roles and see what I mean.
  
  
• Do I look like a transvestite in the picture?
  Yup, you look like a tranny. Could not resist, you asked, right?
  
  
• What does freedom in the United States mean to you? (75%)
  Freedom means: 1. Privacy 2. Do what I want to do in my own home so long as its not hurting my family 3. Freedom of religion 4. Freedom FROM religion 5. The expectation that I'll pick up the phone and talk to my buddies without someone else list...
  
  
• Why do people use this site? I bet this question will be edited...
  Free speech. We at funadvice believe it in as much as you do (believe it or not). Personally I donate to the EFF and other organizations that advocate freedoms. However, this is a private concern. Free speech does not apply here, as hurtful as it sou...
  
  
• Should I wait for my ex?
  No
  
  
• Why won't funadvice work on my home computer?
  Perhaps your parents blocked you from visiting funadvice from home. Very easy to do.
  
  
• How far will my parakeet fly
  I had a parrot for many years. He slept at the head of my bed at night. Rode on my shoulder. Spent most of his time outside of his cage. One day the little bugger flew up a tree and we waited for him to come down. He never did. He tasted freedom, an...
  
  
• Mayan calander (200/3%)
  I prophesy that the world will end when I die. That's just a credible as anything in any religious book. Really, what do people mean when they say the world will "end"? * We all go up in a huge fireball * The world just ceases to exist leavin...
  
  
• End of the world (apocalypse)
  The world will only "end" when the sun goes super-nova. That will be millions of years away. By that time we will all be long and safely dead from other causes.
  
  
• Good idea or bad idea for America ? (200/3%)
  @amblessed ... '... family is important me and many other Americans ...' So I guess family is not important for me, right? I'll be sure to tell my lovely daughter that when I get home tonight. Maybe in her little 4 year old brain she *might* understan...
  
  
• Seen Good Will Hunting?
  Its a great movie because it shows what raw talent can become if properly directed. A group of young men grow up in a gritty part of Boston. One of them is a math genius, but works as a janitor in the university. He solved an "unsolvable" problem...
  
  
• Good idea or bad idea for America ? (250/3%)
  *** WARNING ANOTHER AMBLESSED STRAWMAN *** The actual content states: "The Convention acknowledges that every child has certain basic rights, including the right to life, his or her own name and identity, to be raised by his or her parents within a f...
  
  
• What do you think of Kim Kardashian?
  Yup, its her gigantic butt. That's her claim to fame, and well deserving too, if you ask me. She rose to power on the strength also, of her sex tape, so that's something to remember.
  
  
• Ipod classic or Zune?
  Get an iPod touch instead. http://www.apple.com/ipodtouch/ Not only do you have wireless with the 'touch, but huge screen, web browser, and all those scrumptious apps coming next month that you can get for it. A true portable computer that you can us...
  
  
• Loan from China?
  Also, much of whatever the tax incentive buys will be bought from China through your local big-box (or itty bitty box) store. :-(
  
  
• Science proves conservatives are happier than liberals
  The study also stated that conservates were more likely to "turn a blind eye" and sugar coat things than liberals. Also HUGE, the study also said: "... Conservatives also scored highest on measures of rationalization, which gauge a person's tende...
  
  
• How do you delete old questions you have asked?
  When you ask a question, and it gets answered, you no longer "own" the question and answers to be deleted willy-nilly. If you have an old question that has some personal information that ties into your real life, you can contact us and ask us to de...
  
  
• What laptop to you think I should get?
  We're an all Mac household here. Even our 3 year old has a Mac, and if she can figure out where "everything" is, then you can too! Really, everything is on the Dock right in front of you anyway, except little obscure utilities which are in the applic...
  
  
• Where do I get antivirus software for free?
  Yup, its not a virus. Its an advertisement. My suggestion is to turn off popups in your browser. If you use Safari, then its in: Preferences > Security > Block pop-up windows.
  
  
• How can you get a higher B12 level on a vegetarian diet?
  I'm a vegan, Every now and again I splurge on the sub-lingual B12 tabs. I get them as potent as possible and snap down a few of them.
  
  
• Pirates or Ninjas?
  Ninjas, because: 1. They're cool all dressed in black 2. They are supremely skilled and silent 3. It seems that they get more regular baths. 4. Ninjas can jump great distances in a single bound 5. Ninja katanas are cooler than pirate swords
  
  
• Whats up with hillary?
  @amblessed was only going to vote McCain anyway, so that's not an answer :-) He'll probably deny it, but check out all his past answers and questions, and you'll see that I'm telling the truth about that :-) (no hard feelings man) "... what is their...