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  • Runing out of things to say or talk about?
    that doesnt sound stupid. it seems to me that you might be the only one talking. so here are some tips to talking (to a girl I'm guessing) if you dont know what else to talk about why don't you try talking to them about something that interests, (yo...

  • Can all girls ejaculate? And what will make a girl ejaculate?
    yes. all girls can ejaculate. its called an "cumming" it usually happens when a woman hits the peak of sexual intercourse with herself or with a partner.

  • How to make my voice sound younger ?
    well try raising the tone of your voice. talk in a higher octave. a higher pitch. thats what I do. if I didnt I would have a very low base filled voice.

  • Do I do anything?
    she might be on drugs. yes you should do something if you really care about her.

  • Funny/ cool/ useless random facts?
    RIght handed people are left brain dominant. Internet sex is really masturbation.

  • Please continue my poem...if possible
    When I hear the three magical words of you I feel a sweet pain inside!!! Is this love? When you touch me I feel shy But want you to touch me! Is this love? When I see the rain I miss you That time I see the is falling from my eyes!! Is this lov...

  • When is the best time to give a hand job?
    Do'nt do it to a lot of guys to mke them want you. That will make you a slut. Don't do it if your young. That could make you turn into a slut. Don't just go up to strange guys and say, "Hey" then reach into their pants and give them one. Just do ...

  • My boyfriend is abusive.
    We should talk.

  • My friend masturbates then gets bad luck (100.00%)
    I think that she just puts that in her head and causes herself to have bad things happen to her. I mean it's not like she masturbated and then got lit on fire while it happened di she? No. Masturbation does NOT cause bad luck. It causes you to semi-...

  • I masturbated and got my period (100.00%)
    You got your period because women run on a biological clock. Would you still have asked this question if you were walking down a hallway when it happened? And, secondly, no masturbation does not make you skinny. If it did more over weight people...

  • My boyfriend is in Jail and I love him so much!!!
    Holy crap. I hope you read this. If not then I understand why you didn't get to this. So, here we go again. What I read is basically two things. One, stay with him. Or, two, leave him and move on. And, therein lies the dillema. I like the res...

  • Sending my boyfriend to Counseling or Rehab
    First off, HE has to want the counseling. If he is a drug addict then you have your hands full. He has to have a realization of what he is doing hurts you. Nothing you will be able to tell him probably won't have an effect on him. Since he apparent...

  • How to get over someone Im around everyday?
    well, thats why you wont ever get over him. in order to get over someone you need some distance and some time to truly get over this person. how can you get over something you are constantly around? you can't. who broke up with who? and what was...

  • Trust Tester?
    ask him something you know he would lie about and then if he tells you the truth you might be able to trust him. there really isnt a way to tell if you can trust a person or not just have to get to know someone first and hope your emotions dont get ...

  • Am I getting locked up?
    Well first off what state do you live in? That has a lot to do with what your asking. Unless you live in an anti-drug state then you you probably won't see any jail time. Unless you are a repeat offender, then get a good lawyer. Here's a good bit o...

  • World wrestling entertainment
    Well, the WWE isn't really a sport. It's REAL wrestling moves with pretty fake acting. It's called World Wrestling Entertainment for a reason. It's a violent soap opera. I'm glad for John Cena that he uses his fame for something good. But, he isn'...

  • My boyfriend hits me (100.00%)
    Here it goes once again. No matter how many women I talk to they will always say the same thing. He loves me. He will NEVER change. You should leave him. If it is just a hit right now, what do you think is going to happen in 5 years? Think it wil...

  • How come some of the advisors on here treat some of us like crap? (100.00%)
    I keep seeing this kind of thing no matter where I go in cyber space. Whether it's reading about it here or seeing it on a different platform (Like a tournament forum site called GameBattles) It's called an ego trip. It's the same thing as when a lo...

  • How many of you ever dated a jerk?
    Well, I'm a guy. So can I post an answer about jerk women? I have. my last ex.

  • weed and I don't know what to do should I try them? (50.00%)
    Well, that's a lot of anti-drug sentiments. So, let me play Devil's Advocate for a moment to help you make a more educated decision about what you are about to start possibly getting into. If you get high on pot, what's the worst that can happen ri...

  • Riddle if you have a calculator handy, what do you see?
    boobless? that doesnt make any sense. unless you were going for boobies you should have written it out without the other 5.

  • Why do we need History Class? (100.00%)
    We reall do need to learn about history. It's so we don't have another Hitler. Stalin. Ghangis Khan. It's so we don't relieve slavery of people. The almosteradication of Jews. History is the basis and foundation of humanity. Learning aboutit...

  • How do I go about becoming an advice columnist for a newspaper?
    hmm. journalism. YEAH!!! then I could totally be like the papparazzi and harass famous people when they poop. Then I can write an article on how Mel Gibson eats too much corn. Journalism though? I think that would totally screw with me getting my ...

  • Anyone here a psychiatrist?
    I didn't even read anyone else's responses before I posted this so bear with me ok? You asked, "Is it fun" Ummm, I'm thinking no. I am just starting school to be a psyche major. No, it's not fun. It's dealing with people's inner most problems and ...

  • Does the size of someone really matter?
    If you are worried about how your body looks, welcome to the world of being self-conscious. It happens. Women have it rough. Look at advertisements. Man those chicks are skinny. Gotta love eating disorders. Everyone has a preference. Everyon...

  • Vince mccmahon.
    It's called World Wrestling Entertainment. It's a violent soap opera. a lot of it is staged. Sometimes people really do get hurt. Like this one time I went and saw WWE in Denver, CO years ago. I watched Matt Hardy (I think. It was one of the Hard...

  • Girls how big do you like it if you know what I mean
    melissain46176 is right. To a point. EVERY woman has a size preference. Every one does. It's like guys with boobs. Every guy likes different sizes. It happens. Same thing for women preferring a guy to be a certain size range. I once asked a woma...

  • I'm a loner!
    Here it is in a nutshell. Be yourself. Don't be something you're not. I think it's kind of cool that you can read upside down. I would get a headache. If you like wearing skirts over pants while running barefoot through a store screaming your a te...

  • I need honest opinion on modeling (0.00%)
    Two things. One, yes you could probably model. Two? Don't use websites to go into modeling. Use an actual agency for that because you never know what could happen. When you go through an agency, that is reputible, they will require you to have a p...

  • Cops giving me a warning or no?
    Well, two things. Attempt to distribute means exactly that. You are seemingly attempting to distribute whatever substance you have. And, how the cop could get you on that is this. Substance, scale, money. So, be glad you didn't actually get charge...

  • School holidays
    Well I have some ideas. Whether you should do them or not? I think you'll figure it out. How about nude skiing? What about making obscene gestures to deaf people? How about lawn dart dodging? Thats where you get people to launch lawn darts at you ...

  • Perfect takeoff at a drag strip with 2002 Subaru?
    Well, it's your car. Doesn't matter the car. Practice. And, what I mean by that is this. Try it (in 1st gear) at different RPM's. And, remember what you are doing. Go into somewhere you're not going to hit anything or not going to be around a but...

  • Tell your family that you are studying wicca?
    I'm pagan. My family is very Catholic. I'm not Wicca by any means. But, I'm still pagan in belief and practice. So, how do you tell your family? Well, first off, ask yourself this. How open minded is my family? If they aren't and you still live ...

  • How do you let a guy know that you're not interested?
    Well, if you don't care how he feels you could always say that the thought of him makes you physically ill. Or, if you are trying the nicer approach then just tell him that you like him but only as a friend. and that you really don't have any feeling...

  • Am I pregnant?
    you are supposed to take 2 or 3 at home pregnancy test to get an closer result because taking only one could give you a false negative or positive. you should goto a doctor and get actual medical advice. due to patient-doctor confidentiality, they ca...

  • Los & letes does this offend you
    I think your friend is just confused or scared about being who she really is. if she goes around spouting ICP lines, and she doesn't like the music, tell her to stop saying that stuff. I have a lot of juggalo friends and they would knock her out for ...

  • Boob questions for guys
    like dawnathen says, everyone has a preference. she is right. everyone does have a preference. even women has a preference to the size (down in his pants) a man is. if you find a guy that wants you for you then your body will not be an issue to him...

  • Should I ignore him or ask him what his problem is?
    wow that was a lot of stuff to read. I only read some of it, but I didn't need to really read all that to give you this bit of advice. if you really care about this guy (and it seems like you do) then here is some real relationship advice. the one t...

  • Help getting over ex-wife
    first off, do you have any kids with her? if not, then, the only real way your going to get over her is to slowly or all at once get her out of your life. if all she wants is "friendship" with sex attatched then she really only wants to have sex with...

  • Ps3 using dial up
    you cant. you need high speed like cable or dsl. you should use cable though. its a steadier faster connection.

  • Pregnant and 19
    well, you could do this one of a few ways. tell them and hope for the best or dont tell them and expect the worst. or get married and make stuff up as you go along

  • Im confused what do I do?
    you might be bisexual but more attracted towards women. or maybe you are a lesbian. im not making fun of you by saying this but thats what it seems like. but since you are attracted to the opposite gender hen you are more likely bisexual. your feel...

  • Confused, he asked me out but is acting weird
    maybe he is just shy and has a hard time connecting with someone on an emotional level.

  • Side hurts
    might be a minor fracture but like everyone else in this post, see a doctor

  • Anger problem
    you might have a chemical imbalance. I know that doesn't sound right but listen to this for a minute. Some mental disorders, such as depression and anger, are passed through the blood line because of genetics. I'm not saying that there aren't t...

  • So this I guy I like is on IM right now.
    oh just talk to him sheesh what harm could talking to him cause if you really like the guy? just dont come off as desperate or he might think your a slut. but go after the guy if you really like him that much

  • What should I do?
    talk to your friend to see if it would bother her if you and her brother started to see each other. and if she gives a cop out excuse or takes it to heart and gets upset then you shouldn't out of respect for your friend. however, if she doesn't have ...

  • Why doesnt sex feel good for me?
    Maybe there is a more psychological reason to all this. I know that most women only truly enjoy sex when it has an emotional meaning to it. Maybe you just don't feel comfortable about that with him. Maybe something about being in that situation has ...

  • What are some clean truth or dare questions?
    Dare: Give yourself a swirley Eat something gross (use imagination) Kiss the dog Truth: Worst fear Who do you like

  • Does anyone know some good "Yo Mamma" jokes?
    Your momma is so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a mexican phone company. Your momma is so poor she has her face on a food stamp. Your momma is so fat she is on both sides of the famile. Your momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter...

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