Why do we have to do Algebra?
...to communicate with aliens.
3x + 4(7y - 88) = 43xy - 6x(7y - 1)
This equation, roughly translated means: "Greetings, can we have Elvis back?'
My ex's best friend backstabbed him
***but now I feel bad...so im wonderin what to do...***
Nothing.
Its in the past and you can't fix it. Your little stunt probably made YOU look worse than anyone else involved. Asking his friend to come over and nail you, makes YOU the instigator...
New feature on my funadvice account
You can disable it in your profile. Its the "Ask me a question" feature... and its been there for a while.
Guys won't even talk to me, what is wrong?
A little late for that... (first impressions)
I tried talking to you, but you were argumentative & repellent. Which made me lose interest.
Maybe that's what is wrong.
Who hates feet, I think they're nasty
Hygeine is critical. Clean feet don't bother me.
Actually, you keep ANY body part clean, I'll be less likely to hate it.
Guys won't even talk to me, what is wrong?
***one last thing and please excuse me for expressing this opinion , Any guy who would be scared of a shy girl wearing contact lenses is a total chicken s#it.***
I said 'creepy' not 'scary'
Guys won't even talk to me, what is wrong?(0.00%)
Well...
Small & dull to you, could be dark & mysterious to someone else. Or to quote "Pepper" :::
"You never know just how you look through other people's eyes."
Sore after fingered
If you were dry, it will be sore.
Oh, and there's NO reason for him to do that, if YOU aren't sexually aroused to begin with (a.k.a. wet).
Who you rather date a virgin or not?
***Since they wouldn't be my first - I'd rather not be theirs either. I'd feel as if they are giving me a part of them and they don't get a part of me in return. But at the same time, it wouldn't stop me... just preference thats all.***
Agreed. But ...
Heartbroken and Pregnant
***I am just devastated and I don't know what to do..He keeps telling me that he loves me and that he is confused etc..but what about me?***
Stop seeing him, he's only using you for sex (made blatantly obvious now). He's a flake, a liar, a two-timer...
Give a person a second chance after cheating on you?
***Do you think is ok to give a person a second chance after cheating on you?***
No...
***People that say they hate cheaters and would never take back a cheater have never been in love.***
Nice point of view... wrong... but nice...
Why do guys lie?(100.00%)
You're either very naive, or you need to raise your standards. You may, for some reason, be attracted to the wrong type of guys.
My ex's best friend backstabbed him
***well one night I called him actin like I was drunk and told him to come over to have 'fun' if you know what I mean.***
So you called the best friend over for sex... Well, great job tarnishing your OWN reputation. Now you look just as guilty as hi...
He wants to cum on my face but my clothes will get dirty?(100.00%)
Yeah, it sounds like he's wanting to mimic a porno, or he just wants something to brag about to his friends...
If you don't want to, that should be the end of it.
What do I do if the guy I love has a girlfriend?
***What should I do? Im really confused.***
You do nothing. He has a girlfriend.
Since you're infatuated with him, you should probably stop talking to him, until (if/when) he becomes single again...
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You need to give more advice (you're only in the 60s, not much compared to other advisors), and give better advice (so far, you've only got [5] that were rated positively)
Will eating chocolate before bed help me gain weight?
How big are the chocolates? And how much are you trying to gain and why?
Actually, eating before bed will slow your metabolism, and often make you feel hungry the next morning (wierd huh?). This can cause weight gain, but not in a healthy way. You'd...
How to get my hair to grow faster?
There are ways to SLOW hair growth (malnutrition or extremely low calorie diets), but to speed it up... nahhh. There are a lot of gimmick remedies, but none really give the results you want... most dont do anything at all.
Why is it that people are so judgmental?
***This site is for giving advice not commenting on others advice!***
INCORRECT.
Commenting on another's advice, IS giving advice. Its another way of ADVISING the thread poster, to either take heed, or ignore the advice given by another individua...
Why believe in this so called "God" .
***here cap, read the rest of my comment again; it makes the meaning clear if you read the whole thing, not just one part: (God doesn't condemn anybody to hell forever.) ***
I did read the whole thing... and that part is STILL new...
Why can't I ask people to rate and comment on my pictures?
***How would you ask 'rate my pics' on myspace? Well, they don't have a Question / Answer feature So...you'd comment on others profiles, right? Or send them a private message?***
They post a bulletin... its very annoying...
***how is my question...
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...to communicate with aliens. 3x + 4(7y - 88) = 43xy - 6x(7y - 1) This equation, roughly translated means: "Greetings, can we have Elvis back?'
***but now I feel bad...so im wonderin what to do...*** Nothing. Its in the past and you can't fix it. Your little stunt probably made YOU look worse than anyone else involved. Asking his friend to come over and nail you, makes YOU the instigator...
It either makes you smarter, or proves you're stupid... I can't remember which.
That would be a nightmare all in itself.
Coconut Cream Frapp..
...what are you doing with them?
You can disable it in your profile. Its the "Ask me a question" feature... and its been there for a while.
A little late for that... (first impressions) I tried talking to you, but you were argumentative & repellent. Which made me lose interest. Maybe that's what is wrong.
I guess so... if you like ESP...
What's the difference between lawyers and God? : : : : : God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
...or a 'global killer' asteroid strike.
Hygeine is critical. Clean feet don't bother me. Actually, you keep ANY body part clean, I'll be less likely to hate it.
*looks around* Okay... I'll just walk away from this one.
Dallas
...because girls' butts are awesome.
...they're called "UGG" for a reason.
...and sometimes... we just have to, because its been scheduled.
***one last thing and please excuse me for expressing this opinion , Any guy who would be scared of a shy girl wearing contact lenses is a total chicken s#it.*** I said 'creepy' not 'scary'
I'd rather you didn't... Your lips are too pretty to stab with metal.
Well... Small & dull to you, could be dark & mysterious to someone else. Or to quote "Pepper" ::: "You never know just how you look through other people's eyes."
Non-believers call it a 'courtesy flush'
That's not really accurate, since virtually ALL guys masturbate...
Some girls are actually aroused by watching their guys masturbate (and vice versa).
If you were dry, it will be sore. Oh, and there's NO reason for him to do that, if YOU aren't sexually aroused to begin with (a.k.a. wet).
***Since they wouldn't be my first - I'd rather not be theirs either. I'd feel as if they are giving me a part of them and they don't get a part of me in return. But at the same time, it wouldn't stop me... just preference thats all.*** Agreed. But ...
***I am just devastated and I don't know what to do..He keeps telling me that he loves me and that he is confused etc..but what about me?*** Stop seeing him, he's only using you for sex (made blatantly obvious now). He's a flake, a liar, a two-timer...
Maybe he needs a manicure...
***Do you think is ok to give a person a second chance after cheating on you?*** No... ***People that say they hate cheaters and would never take back a cheater have never been in love.*** Nice point of view... wrong... but nice...
You're either very naive, or you need to raise your standards. You may, for some reason, be attracted to the wrong type of guys.
I saw my mom's when I was a baby... many times...
***well one night I called him actin like I was drunk and told him to come over to have 'fun' if you know what I mean.*** So you called the best friend over for sex... Well, great job tarnishing your OWN reputation. Now you look just as guilty as hi...
Yeah, it sounds like he's wanting to mimic a porno, or he just wants something to brag about to his friends... If you don't want to, that should be the end of it.
***What should I do? Im really confused.*** You do nothing. He has a girlfriend. Since you're infatuated with him, you should probably stop talking to him, until (if/when) he becomes single again...
I would suggest you lose the contact lenses... they're kinda creepy...
Maybe your sister is slightly racist...
Well, do YOU comment on how other guys look?
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You need to give more advice (you're only in the 60s, not much compared to other advisors), and give better advice (so far, you've only got [5] that were rated positively)
omg & like (when it precedes all sentences)
Scholastic Agnostic.
I would recommend that you find somewhere more original.
Probably... but drink REAL milk, not that 2% or skim stuff...
Flyleaf. Lacey is a better writer.
How big are the chocolates? And how much are you trying to gain and why? Actually, eating before bed will slow your metabolism, and often make you feel hungry the next morning (wierd huh?). This can cause weight gain, but not in a healthy way. You'd...
There are ways to SLOW hair growth (malnutrition or extremely low calorie diets), but to speed it up... nahhh. There are a lot of gimmick remedies, but none really give the results you want... most dont do anything at all.
Perhaps, but not for THREE MONTHS.
***This site is for giving advice not commenting on others advice!*** INCORRECT. Commenting on another's advice, IS giving advice. Its another way of ADVISING the thread poster, to either take heed, or ignore the advice given by another individua...
***here cap, read the rest of my comment again; it makes the meaning clear if you read the whole thing, not just one part: (God doesn't condemn anybody to hell forever.) *** I did read the whole thing... and that part is STILL new...
***How would you ask 'rate my pics' on myspace? Well, they don't have a Question / Answer feature So...you'd comment on others profiles, right? Or send them a private message?*** They post a bulletin... its very annoying... ***how is my question...
***God doesn't condemn anybody to hell forever.*** Well, that's certainly new...