Believing in god...
***I am confused!! I dont know if I believe in god or not! What do I do??***
Okay... so you're uncertain about God... is there anything that you DO believe?
Afraid of Churches?
***Is it evil to be afraid of churches?***
That depends on WHY you fear them...
Are you afraid that you might burst into flames if you enter one? Or do you simply dislike chuches because they often tend to smell funny?
Bee stings
Like you've been pricked by a needle, immediately follwed by a throbbing, burning sensation in the area of the sting. The duration will differ, depending on how quickly you remove the stinger, the method in which you remove it, and whether or not you a...
Our Galaxies?
Only ONE galaxy is considered 'ours' and its the one we live in: designated 'ours' by residence, not by ownership.
Can you cure a broken heart?(100.00%)
It takes positive reinforcement, it takes time, and most of all it takes the WILL to move on...
Do you bealive in heavan or hell?
***like you can beleive in god and not the devil
you cant worship the devil and not have god
its impossible***
That makes no sense...
Do you bealive in heavan or hell?
***Because when my grampa killed himself I like to think he went to heavon..but in the story's in the bible god sounds kinda mean. Like in the story adam and eve..***
The Hebrew God of the Old Testament, is portrayed differently than the Christian G...
God in schools.
***No because your a jerk who just has to be right which your not ***
Yes I am right... and you DO agree with me...
***I think its a good idea that thing should stay how they are***
That's what I said from the very beginning.
God in schools.
***plzz captainassassin your such a jerk***
...yeah... because I'm RIGHT.
God in schools.
***Okay what ever you say***
Congratulations... you finally said something ACCURATE. Now try and build on that.
God in schools.
Because you're an idiot...
And you started the name-calling, because you got frustrated, because you don't understand, nor can you express or even fathom an explanation contrary to what YOU believe.
You should at least TRY to learn more about wha...
God in schools.
***I really // [CAN'T] // explain // what I believe Ugh!!***
^ corrected ^
***We had the power to turn the tide..***
WHAT power?
God in schools.
Your impression of God, is on the same level as your spelling & grammar...
You really have NO idea what you're talking about.
God in schools.
***No hes a preson!!***
You mean 'person' right? REALLY? I thought he was a GOD... and of course you missed the point. You were trying to equate God to AIR, but you can't, since air has PHYSICAL properties, and God does NOT.
***God in the schools...
God in schools.
***Who in hell is Shiva?***
Heh... predictable... I just won 20 bucks...
Shiva is the Hindu deity of creation and destruction. Just as likely/unlikely to be the creator of the universe, as YOUR God. And just as provable/unprovable...
***You be...
God in schools.
***How was the earth [created?] if my God is not real??Tell me since your such a smart azz***
Shiva created it.
Puzzling(100.00%)
***Honestly, you can argue what you like but this is fact whether you like it or not.***
WRONG. In order for it to be a FACT, you have to PROVE the story of Creation to be TRUE. Go ahead... TRY...
***Point 2 - What did you seriously expect was to...
Puzzling
***Science is a PART of religion, this has been proved by every major scientist and theologist.***
...bullshit...
***Its like saying you can have dark but cant have light. They both have to go together***
...mammothshit...
***If you trace D...
Are men more intelligent or women?
Neither...
Biologically speaking, men usually have bigger brains, but we also tend to have bigger SKULLS, bigger bodies, etc. That doesn't make us smarter.
Curious.
Yeah... terrorists can also give you a choice: do what they ask, or they'll blow up the hostages. That's still called DEMANDS.
Virgin or no???
The modern accepted explanation for 'virgin' means that you have NOT had sexual intercourse. It seems to hold more of a emotional meaning for a woman, and a visceral meaning for men. People will argue over WHICH forms of sex count against a person's V-...
me ex+me= naughty action HELP!
***try friends with benifits?***
He has a girlfriend currently... so that's a HORRIBLE idea.
me ex+me= naughty action HELP!
Bad answer?
Not really... its just not the answer you wanted to hear...
You've already admitted you both lack the self-control. So you need to stay away from each other until you can build some resolve. That takes time.
Could God forgive me if I'm gay?(100.00%)
***God will ABANDON them by removing His restraint and allowing their sin to run its inevitable course.***
You seem to take pride (sin) in altering scripture (sin). The scripture doesn't say God ABANDONS people. You're making the Bible seem even mor...
me ex+me= naughty action HELP!
Considering your past mistakes, your present mistakes, and the inevitable likelihood of FUTURE mistakes; its pretty simple...
You CAN'T be friends.
God in schools.(100.00%)
In the U.S. we have freedom of religion, AND a separation of chuch and state. Which means you are free to practice your religion here, but the federal government is to show NO favoritism to one religion over another.
In order to teach religious base...
Could God forgive me if I'm gay?
***HOMOSEXUALITY is an abomination before God***
Yeah... sure... the Bible also says its an 'abomination' for women to wear men's clothing. Filthy indeed. And women must be silent when in a church, because doing otherwise would be shameful. So do yo...
Could God forgive me if I'm gay?
So... it would seem God has NOT abandoned the homosexuals, like you said before. So, you changed your mind? Or maybe you just realized you were wrong... again...
what do you think
He's greatness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gCALSR0g5E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cCspBW8O8c&feature=related
Guys!! Whats the perfect handjob 4 u??
Nothing is perfect... when it comes to handjobs, they're always just a substitute for something BETTER. In the end, the best way will ALWAYS be for the guy to just do it himself.
do you believe in God?
It depends on my mood... which god are you referring to? Since you capitalized the 'G' ...the Christian one?
Puzzling(100.00%)
***and the one that you call Jesus was black also.***
I've heard many people claim he probably had 'olive' skin. I just didn't know if they meant black olives or green olives.
***ok, when god made adam and eve, the bible says they were both white...
Curious.(100.00%)
Since people are aware of their own mortality, the majority of them NEED an explanation for how the universe started, and what happened before life, and what happens after death. Mankind has always been at odds with these questions. And there have been...
is he?
His big personal secret wasn't that he was gay. It was that he plays Dungeons & Dragons.
Is this a sin
Its not a sin to find a person unfunny. Especially Will Ferrell... he sucks.
It IS a sin to bear false witness... since you don't actually HATE him. You're using that word far too casually.
Could God forgive me if I'm gay?
***I don't believe he has***
Well, I KNOW he has... since I witnessed it, and so have others.
***but if he has and he has apologized and asked forgiveness then that's all that matters.***
He hasn't... and why would he? He thinks his behavior i...
DEAtH
And just because you DO believe in God, doesn't mean he IS real. Besides, I never said God doesn't exist.
And NO... you don't KNOW that's where you're going. You BELIEVE that's where you're going. Having FAITH (belief without knowing) is a REQUIREME...
Could God forgive me if I'm gay?
***I can't stand condemning Christians which is why I don't go to church as I should. ***
Fortunately, going to 'church' isn't a requirement for Christians.
***On the last part..haven't met many of those types of people.***
You're currently DE...
What is a mortal sin ?
***The Bible says ALL sin is DEADLY and will result in ETERNAL DEATH in HELL***
No... it doesn't...
'Hell' is a Pagan term. And it was used incorrectly (among other things) in later biblical translations in some passages in place of 'Gehnna' and ...
Heaven or hell?
***You are mistaken...because you do not KNOW my God (Yeshua Jesus)***
You don't KNOW him either... and what's the point of saying his name twice?
***NO ONE can be a "good" person no matter how hard he tries. Man is TOTALLY DEPRAVED...there is NO...
Could God forgive me if I'm gay?
***You seem to put all Christians in one little bubble.***
No, I don't...
***You seem to assume that whatever you believe is right.***
You assume a lot... and you have no idea what I believe.
***I just don't want you to make every Christian...
After death
***Where do we really go after death? Is there really heaven or hell?***
Nobody knows, since nobody has been there.
"god"?
Wow... so much ignorance...
***is "god" real? because I kinda doubt "him"***
Nobody knows, since nobody can prove or disprove god(s) or God exists.
Is masturbating a sin?
The 11th Commandment: ''Thou shalt not spanketh the monkey''
God removed it from the list, since he thought it was too cruel. No where in the Bible does it say that masturbation is a sin.
DEAtH
***I know where I'm going***
No... you don't... learn the difference between 'believing' and 'knowing'
Could God forgive me if I'm gay?
***Homosexuality IS a CHOICE...***
ALSO a theory and speculation... idiot.
***Sorry but how do you know his opinion is the only one that matters to him? Did he tell you this or is this something you assumed? I'm guessing you assumed since I know ...
captainassassin's Advice page 2
***I am confused!! I dont know if I believe in god or not! What do I do??*** Okay... so you're uncertain about God... is there anything that you DO believe?
***Is it evil to be afraid of churches?*** That depends on WHY you fear them... Are you afraid that you might burst into flames if you enter one? Or do you simply dislike chuches because they often tend to smell funny?
Like you've been pricked by a needle, immediately follwed by a throbbing, burning sensation in the area of the sting. The duration will differ, depending on how quickly you remove the stinger, the method in which you remove it, and whether or not you a...
Only ONE galaxy is considered 'ours' and its the one we live in: designated 'ours' by residence, not by ownership.
It takes positive reinforcement, it takes time, and most of all it takes the WILL to move on...
***like you can beleive in god and not the devil you cant worship the devil and not have god its impossible*** That makes no sense...
***Because when my grampa killed himself I like to think he went to heavon..but in the story's in the bible god sounds kinda mean. Like in the story adam and eve..*** The Hebrew God of the Old Testament, is portrayed differently than the Christian G...
Do I LOOK happy?
***No because your a jerk who just has to be right which your not *** Yes I am right... and you DO agree with me... ***I think its a good idea that thing should stay how they are*** That's what I said from the very beginning.
Genetics.
***plzz captainassassin your such a jerk*** ...yeah... because I'm RIGHT.
***Okay what ever you say*** Congratulations... you finally said something ACCURATE. Now try and build on that.
Because you're an idiot... And you started the name-calling, because you got frustrated, because you don't understand, nor can you express or even fathom an explanation contrary to what YOU believe. You should at least TRY to learn more about wha...
***I really // [CAN'T] // explain // what I believe Ugh!!*** ^ corrected ^ ***We had the power to turn the tide..*** WHAT power?
Your impression of God, is on the same level as your spelling & grammar... You really have NO idea what you're talking about.
***No hes a preson!!*** You mean 'person' right? REALLY? I thought he was a GOD... and of course you missed the point. You were trying to equate God to AIR, but you can't, since air has PHYSICAL properties, and God does NOT. ***God in the schools...
***Who in hell is Shiva?*** Heh... predictable... I just won 20 bucks... Shiva is the Hindu deity of creation and destruction. Just as likely/unlikely to be the creator of the universe, as YOUR God. And just as provable/unprovable... ***You be...
***How was the earth [created?] if my God is not real??Tell me since your such a smart azz*** Shiva created it.
***Honestly, you can argue what you like but this is fact whether you like it or not.*** WRONG. In order for it to be a FACT, you have to PROVE the story of Creation to be TRUE. Go ahead... TRY... ***Point 2 - What did you seriously expect was to...
***Science is a PART of religion, this has been proved by every major scientist and theologist.*** ...bullshit... ***Its like saying you can have dark but cant have light. They both have to go together*** ...mammothshit... ***If you trace D...
Neither... Biologically speaking, men usually have bigger brains, but we also tend to have bigger SKULLS, bigger bodies, etc. That doesn't make us smarter.
Yeah... terrorists can also give you a choice: do what they ask, or they'll blow up the hostages. That's still called DEMANDS.
The modern accepted explanation for 'virgin' means that you have NOT had sexual intercourse. It seems to hold more of a emotional meaning for a woman, and a visceral meaning for men. People will argue over WHICH forms of sex count against a person's V-...
***try friends with benifits?*** He has a girlfriend currently... so that's a HORRIBLE idea.
Bad answer? Not really... its just not the answer you wanted to hear... You've already admitted you both lack the self-control. So you need to stay away from each other until you can build some resolve. That takes time.
***God will ABANDON them by removing His restraint and allowing their sin to run its inevitable course.*** You seem to take pride (sin) in altering scripture (sin). The scripture doesn't say God ABANDONS people. You're making the Bible seem even mor...
Considering your past mistakes, your present mistakes, and the inevitable likelihood of FUTURE mistakes; its pretty simple... You CAN'T be friends.
In the U.S. we have freedom of religion, AND a separation of chuch and state. Which means you are free to practice your religion here, but the federal government is to show NO favoritism to one religion over another. In order to teach religious base...
***HOMOSEXUALITY is an abomination before God*** Yeah... sure... the Bible also says its an 'abomination' for women to wear men's clothing. Filthy indeed. And women must be silent when in a church, because doing otherwise would be shameful. So do yo...
So... it would seem God has NOT abandoned the homosexuals, like you said before. So, you changed your mind? Or maybe you just realized you were wrong... again...
I have a bruise that's blue.
He's greatness... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gCALSR0g5E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cCspBW8O8c&feature=related
Nothing is perfect... when it comes to handjobs, they're always just a substitute for something BETTER. In the end, the best way will ALWAYS be for the guy to just do it himself.
It depends on my mood... which god are you referring to? Since you capitalized the 'G' ...the Christian one?
***and the one that you call Jesus was black also.*** I've heard many people claim he probably had 'olive' skin. I just didn't know if they meant black olives or green olives. ***ok, when god made adam and eve, the bible says they were both white...
Move on...
Since people are aware of their own mortality, the majority of them NEED an explanation for how the universe started, and what happened before life, and what happens after death. Mankind has always been at odds with these questions. And there have been...
His big personal secret wasn't that he was gay. It was that he plays Dungeons & Dragons.
Its not a sin to find a person unfunny. Especially Will Ferrell... he sucks. It IS a sin to bear false witness... since you don't actually HATE him. You're using that word far too casually.
***I don't believe he has*** Well, I KNOW he has... since I witnessed it, and so have others. ***but if he has and he has apologized and asked forgiveness then that's all that matters.*** He hasn't... and why would he? He thinks his behavior i...
And just because you DO believe in God, doesn't mean he IS real. Besides, I never said God doesn't exist. And NO... you don't KNOW that's where you're going. You BELIEVE that's where you're going. Having FAITH (belief without knowing) is a REQUIREME...
***I can't stand condemning Christians which is why I don't go to church as I should. *** Fortunately, going to 'church' isn't a requirement for Christians. ***On the last part..haven't met many of those types of people.*** You're currently DE...
***The Bible says ALL sin is DEADLY and will result in ETERNAL DEATH in HELL*** No... it doesn't... 'Hell' is a Pagan term. And it was used incorrectly (among other things) in later biblical translations in some passages in place of 'Gehnna' and ...
***You are mistaken...because you do not KNOW my God (Yeshua Jesus)*** You don't KNOW him either... and what's the point of saying his name twice? ***NO ONE can be a "good" person no matter how hard he tries. Man is TOTALLY DEPRAVED...there is NO...
***You seem to put all Christians in one little bubble.*** No, I don't... ***You seem to assume that whatever you believe is right.*** You assume a lot... and you have no idea what I believe. ***I just don't want you to make every Christian...
***Where do we really go after death? Is there really heaven or hell?*** Nobody knows, since nobody has been there.
Wow... so much ignorance... ***is "god" real? because I kinda doubt "him"*** Nobody knows, since nobody can prove or disprove god(s) or God exists.
The 11th Commandment: ''Thou shalt not spanketh the monkey'' God removed it from the list, since he thought it was too cruel. No where in the Bible does it say that masturbation is a sin.
***I know where I'm going*** No... you don't... learn the difference between 'believing' and 'knowing'
***Homosexuality IS a CHOICE...*** ALSO a theory and speculation... idiot. ***Sorry but how do you know his opinion is the only one that matters to him? Did he tell you this or is this something you assumed? I'm guessing you assumed since I know ...