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  • my girlfriend is pressuring me to SEX!!!
    Yes... any time you have sex, with or without contraception, there's ALWAYS a possibility she'll get pregnant...

  • Can you get diseases from !!!masturbathing!!! (100.00%)
    No... but you CAN get sore from doing it too much... take a break, turbo...

  • is my penis small for a 15 year old? please HELP!! (100.00%)
    The size when it's limp doesn't matter... And there's nothing you can do to make it larger, except for penis pumps, and cosmetic surgery... both of which can potentially disfigure your unit permanently...

  • Marijuana Decriminalized. (50.00%)
    Were you not paying attention? ***Massachusetts decriminalized adult possession of less than one ounce of marijuana making it a civil violation that will not result in a criminal record and a maximum $100 fine.The measure passed with 65% and passed ...

  • Marijuana Decriminalized. (100.00%)
    It'll free up space in prisons for REAL criminals...

  • Dweeb
    Define dweeb...

  • Can someone show proof that religion is unprovable?
    ***prove based on the stated facts within religions scripts and also to show whether they are true.*** ...which religious scripts are 'stated facts' ?? Nobody can prove religion, and nobody can disprove it. (Evidence that supports a person's b...

  • Who do you prefer..?
    ...neither...

  • Can you get pregnant?
    Yes...

  • It might sound like a stupid question but I need it ...
    ...bee stings... But the effect is only temporary... and it would be a stupid thing to try. Actually, there's no practical way to do that...

  • Moon's light ray speed (100.00%)
    You mean the sunlight reflected off the moon, visible from Earth? If the generally accepted 'speed of light' is accurate, then you could just divide the distance by the speed of light... c = speed of light = (300,000 km per second) d = distance = (...

  • TAYLOR SWIFT
    She has a weird mouth, and eye brows...

  • How big should a 13 y.o's pen*s be?
    You're normal... and your friends are LYING... because they are just as insecure about their own junk.

  • Is it too soon?
    ***I just have to say follow your heart*** Being naive and impulsive, is NOT the same as following your heart.

  • Chocolate hater
    ***I hate chocolate. Am I alone in this statement???*** Maybe... you just haven't tasted GOOD chocolate?

  • If you were God...
    *crickets*

  • Masterbation a sin
    nope

  • Ego is a character flaw
    None of that was said in anger, it was simply a caustic but accurate response to an severely flawed point of view.

  • Ego is a character flaw
    ***why not worship him. he is the reason your even here.*** ...prove it... ***...someone who just does whatever they want. someone who committs such horrible sins.*** So you're assuming anyone who doesn't believe in God, commits horrible sins?...

  • if you dont believe in god, is that a bad thing?
    ***If you are confused, that makes you agnostic.*** *sigh* ...that's not correct...

  • Why is there so much religion?
    You don't KNOW that, you just believe it to be true. God REQUIRES you to have FAITH, which is belief without knowing. Learn the difference...

  • Disproving Evolution?
    You might want to specify WHO you're talking to...

  • Do you like ham?
    Yes... maple-cured or honey-glazed, please...

  • So. Whose an Athiest who enjoys the holidays?
    They do seem to just randomly wander in here, don't they?

  • What is considered a good IQ score?
    Nope...

  • Masterbation a sin
    ...meaning?

  • Why limit free speech? (100.00%)
    ***Why should there be limits on free speech?*** Because with ANY freedom, there are those who will ABUSE it...

  • Observations of a moron.
    ***But can we be realistic over who is to blame?*** That statement in itself invalidates your views... and puts you at the same level as the people you're trying to speak against.

  • So. Whose an Athiest who enjoys the holidays?
    Well... since Xmas in the U.S. is a commercial holiday FIRST, a Pagan holiday SECOND, and all other religious stuff THIRD. I'm pretty sure commercialism accepts people of ALL beliefs...

  • random
    creative freedom

  • Ego is a character flaw
    Not quite... we've yet to 'beat the dead horse' with ANOTHER dead horse...

  • George Washington, not a Christian, so why the fervor?
    ***answered it then*** No... you didn't... ***No he hasn't been called a liar at all since I've been here*** Being called a LIAR wasn't the issue, it was being called quote: ''a moron for being an atheist, or dumb or it is stupid.'' Do try ...

  • bigger boobs...
    No... who the hell told you that?

  • Masterbation a sin
    ...I'm naughty because I'm right? Or because of my choice of words?

  • best lover in the bad worled
    You can leave all the blunt stuff to me...

  • Can I move out of age 17 in texas? Is it legal??
    Emancipation is another possible option. You can research the requirements under: [Title 2, Chapter 31] http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/fa.toc.htm

  • best lover in the bad worled
    Errr... what does this have to do with religion? Besides, this question is rather impossible to answer (and attain). In order for you to BE the best lover in the world, you'd need a way to compare yourself to EVERYONE ELSE... Can you do that? ...

  • George Washington, not a Christian, so why the fervor?
    I'm correcting YOU when you're WRONG... which is often. It doesn't matter who you're talking to; and your inability to deny my statement only proves I'm right... once again... If you would try to focus on the issues, instead of trying and failing to...

  • Ego is a character flaw
    ***Well since you made the assumption captain, there is an old saying, if the shoe fits, wear it.*** You left me no choice, but MY assumption was RIGHT... ***And you're still off track, what point did I miss?*** I just told you... pay attenti...

  • Masterbation a sin
    ***let me ask you if you still a car using your hand don't you think it is asin *** Yes... I think its a sin because there's a COMMANDMENT that says, ''Thou shalt not steal.'' There's no commandment that says, ''Thou shalt not spanketh the monkey.''...

  • boner pain
    ***The pen*s is a big (hope it's big) tube of blood engorged cartilage.*** Uhhh no... there's no cartilage in a penis... The part the human penis (the part that makes it erect) consists of two collections of spongy tissue, called the ''corpus ca...

  • Best way to get rid of a demon???
    Yipee for re-posting... From a fanatical Christian standpoint, demons are dark malevolent spirits, under the Debbul's command, that drive good Christian people to do bad things (a.k.a. screaming, tantrums, wall crawling, levitating, cursing, project...

  • boner pain
    I would imagine so...

  • how to increase
    How big is that?

  • Masterbation a sin (100.00%)
    ??? What ELSE would they think about? The Stock Market? Tractors? Lawn bowling?

  • If you were God...
    ***lol lol lol I was singing or( typing to the lord). I hope that was a joke because even my name can debunk your clame. But I wont deny the fact that your comment was funny.*** Yes it was a joke... your sentence structure is what spawned it, nothin...

  • If you were God...
    ***I guess you would like to squish me like a bug, huh? Since you are trying so hard to with words...*** Nope... I just wish people like you would dare to think at a higher level. When the Bible says 'a child-like faith' it didn't expect so many peo...

  • If you were God...
    **8one day every tongue will confess you are god, one day every knee will bow, still the greatest treasure remains for those who gladly choose you now... (wish you could hear me singing, although its better that you cant or else your eardrums may burst...

  • How can Obama be the anti christ?
    ***The anti christ will be the devil...*** The Antichrist is not Satan. The bible says his coming is "...by the activity of Satan..." and ''...the dragon(Satan) gave him his power...'' [II Thessalonians 2:9, Revelation 13:2, Revelation 20:2]

  • Masterbation a sin
    It would become a sin if you were to over-indulge, then it would be considered 'sexual addiction' which (depending on your denomination) is synonymous with 'sexual immorality' Directly? No, the bible doesn't say that masturbation is a sin...

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