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  • Whats too freaky for sex?
    If by "freaky" you mean "wrong"... well I don't think anything can really be "wrong" when you're having sex, except if it is something that both people don't consent to/agree with/feel comfortable with. Other people may think it's freaky, but if yo...

  • Why do guys only talk to me when they want sex?
    not all guys are like that, maybe just the guys you hang around with. I guess a lot of guys are sex-obsessed, and some people may say the majority of guys, but I would disagree with that. see if you regularly hang around with stupid follower type guys ...

  • Why do guys only talk to me when they want sex?
    not all guys are like that, maybe just the guys you hang around with. I guess a lot of guys are sex-obsessed, and some people may say the majority of guys, but I would disagree with that. see if you regularly hang around with stupid follower type guys ...

  • how to become fat?
    My lord, all this misinformation makes me head spin. Don't load up on sat/trans fat unless you want to look like the sumo wrestler guy. Do you want to look like a sumo wrestler? No, I didn't think so. If you are young, then just wait as your...

  • How much should a woman who is 5'9'' weigh?
    Everybody's frame is different, so you can't take Body Mass Index calculations without a grain of salt, but I'd say anywhere from 130 to 160 pounds is perfectly normal. 170 would be a tad overweight, and 125 would be underweight. I don't really agre...

  • Should age matter?
    everybody can say "that's sick" or "that's not right" or whatever, but they don't really know because they aren't in a relationship. I don't think age matters, because age doesn't define maturity. I've met a lot of very mature 17 year olds and a ...

  • How is God real?
    fairy tale for adults written by men. you don't have to be a genius to figure that out. the bible tells us not to steal and not to cheat and not to lie as if human beings can't figure out morality by ourselves. it's kind of insulting actually. ...

  • What's Your Favorite position?
    same with lilmissthing... flattened out doggie style... feels the best

  • Why am I always horny? (100.00%)
    exactly what govtmule said... at least you're not frigid. I want sex all the time too. luckily my girlfriend is the exact same way so it works out lol but ya know, as long as it's not interfering with your daily life (job, work, social life) then I ...

  • Why doesn't masturbation feel good? (0.00%)
    everyone's different. just keep trying. the person who said "get a girlfriend or boyfriend" is kind of dumb, because making yourself come and letting someone else make you come are two totally different things. ask any sex therapist (or doctor even) an...

  • How to know if my pearl is real?
    real pearls are heavier than fake pearls.

  • My Wife Hates Sex, I Can't Get Enough. Help!!!
    Wow. This is the number one reason that no sex before marriage is a BAD IDEA. I know you're religious and all, but what did you expect? Some people are just not compatible in bed. I've had girls who I really liked but when you sleep with them there is ...

  • How to stay together when he moved away? (100.00%)
    Well he shouldn't expect it from you. It's not really fair of him to expect that before talking it over with you. If you think you can't deal with a long-term relationship then you have to tell him. Just tell him.

  • Do people feel weird around me because of my epilepsy?
    no need to waste time with closed-minded losers. find cooler friends

  • How can I get a six pack? (100.00%)
    This is a very good ab exercise that mamk is describing. You can also increase the muscles worked by kicking the legs straight up, then your partner pushes your legs down, then to you kick them up to the left, then down, then up to the right, then down...

  • Do all men have an erection when they wake up?
    As far as I know, yes. Which makes that first morning pee really difficult.

  • How bad does getting a nosering hurt? (100.00%)
    Quit whining and do it

  • How can I stop my World of Warcraft addiction? (0.00%)
    think of something you've always wanted to do (dancing, martial arts, learning an instrument, learning to cook) and do it. video games are a colossal WASTE OF TIME and will get you nowhere in life. the longer you play, the harder it will be to b...

  • Why doesn't he keep his erection?
    Just take things slow and don't force him to do anything. Don't get mad. I know it sucks, but don't tell him that. Just say "It's okay, whenever you're ready." That really is the best way to get him over it, so that you two will be able to have "real" ...

  • What does a blow job feel like? (100.00%)
    it feels like everything is perfect in the universe

  • What do you most hate about this site?
    the censorship SUCKS! not just on the word "sex" but all words! (the f-word, etc.) any kid who has successfully logged on to the internet has heard all of these words before, TRUST ME. to censor them is just ridiculous. news flash: it's 2007!!!

  • How can I become the next Bruce Lee?
    Hmm... I didn't think he ever touched weights. Unless you count the "punching the air holding dumbbells" thing which I have seen him do, but would not really consider that to be "lifting." Not to doubt your knowledge or whatever, but I've been doin...

  • How can I become the next Bruce Lee?
    Hey now don't misunderstand, I'm not saying "free weights are crap" I'm telling this dude not to do free weights cuz he asked how to emulate Bruce Lee. and Bruce Lee never touched weights! correct me if i'm wrong

  • Can I decrease the pain of anal sex?
    if it hurts, then you're not doing it right or you're going too fast. you really need to work up to having his thing in your butt. a finger first, then two, then three, etc and LOTS OF LUBE he has to go slow or else it will hurt. after a whil...

  • Should we use a condom during anal sex?
    nah

  • is anal sex counted as loosing your virginity
    it's debateable and always will be lol i guess you could say you're not an "anul virgin" anymore

  • Am I overweight?
    109 pounds for your frame is a bit underweight. To be considered normal weight, you would have to be AT LEAST 120 pounds. From your pictures, you are totally cute! Why worry about weight? You're young, have fun! You are nowhere NEAR being fat, s...

  • What's the average weight for my height?
    about 150 pounds. if you were say 170 pounds, you would be JUST SLIGHTLY overweight If you were 120 pounds, you would be JUST SLIGHTLY underweight Of course, you're only 15, so your metabolism is different than older folks. You probably don't ...

  • How does standing in the cold help you burn calories?
    it doesn't, to my knowledge

  • How can I become the next Bruce Lee?
    Bruce Lee really was not that great, as far as martial artists go. Search for "Rob Kayman" on youtube if you want to see a real badazz But if you want to be like Bruce Lee, then study his styles: Wing Chun, Western Boxing and Jeet Kune Do. Read his ...

  • If you could wake up with one ability what would it be?
    the ability to sleep forever

  • Do white people still hate us? (100.00%)
    I won't lie, I think there are a lot of white people who still hate blacks. some of them admit it, a lot of them don't. some don't hate you, but are afraid of you because they watch the news too much or shows like "Cops." racism is a hard thing ...

  • How to dress like a goth? (0.00%)
    here's how to dress like a goth: 1. Look at your goth friends and observe what kind of clothes they are wearing 2. Dress exactly like them Have fun expressing your "individuality!" lol

  • Who would win a fight: ninjas or pirates?
    pirates becuz ninjas suck at fighting. they would try the deadly clavicle grab and then get their hooded heads cut off by the pirate's sword arrr matey!

  • How to become a ninja?
    oh dude... ninjitsu, taijutsu, whatever that crap is called. it's RETARDED. take muay thai or BJJ or judo black guis SUCK!

  • What Martial Art does mulleted supremo Jean Claude Van Damme (0.00%)
    I forget but he sucks. he's a "movie martial artist" who got punched in the face and knocked out at a strip club by Chuck Zito. he's a loser

  • How to do martial arts?
    if you want to get fit, then you could take any martial art really. but I figure, if you want to get fit, might as well learn how to kick azz while you're at it, so I don't see the point in training an ineffective style like aikido or TKD. your body ty...

  • Which martial art should I take?
    listen to me. don't listen to these people telling you to take wing chun and aikido and all that movie crap. just listen to me. for real. this is gonna be long, but just read it, and you'll know a lot more about martial arts than you know right now. no...

  • How do you deal with bad hair days?
    shave it lol works like a charm!

  • How do I deal with insecurity about my looks?
    as a guy, let me tell you this: it doesn't really matter. now i realize i don't speak for all guys. there are i'm sure lots of guys who won't even talk to a girl if she's doesn't look like paris hilton or jessica alba (insert stupid celebrity here) ...

  • Why do people worry so much about how they look?
    people think that looking good makes you happy. and it really doesn't. some people figure this out, but most seem like they don't. it's sad.

  • What are some good rock hairstyles? (0.00%)
    hahaha... some "good rock hairstyles?" hair metal is dead dude, didn't you get the memo?

  • How can I get a firm bubble butt like Beyonce? (100.00%)
    you don't need an azz like Beyonce's to be sexy. STOP WORSHIPING CELEBRITIES!!! seriously, the only reason every guy in the world loves Beyonce's azz is because she is a celebrity and she is on TV. I walk by hotter girls every day at my universit...

  • Is this girl in the picture fat? (100.00%)
    I think the word "fat" nowadays has come to mean "not thin," which is so so wrong. I personally know a lot of girls who I would not call fat, but who are definitely "not thin" and they are HOT! I actually don't like super thin girls, and I know a l...

  • How to make a plaster of paris bust?
    paris hilton? okay first, get a piece of plaster about 1 millimetre thick that's it, you're done!

  • Does the frequency of ejaculation lessen sperm concentration?
    funguy has teh correct

  • Can you lose your breasts if you become anorexic?
    definitely, in fact you'll probably loose the weight in your breasts before you lose weight anywhere else (i.e. stomach, legs, arms)

  • Is it normal to want to be raped? (100.00%)
    okay come on guys, all you idiots telling this girl "you need help" and "you're not right" are just SO ignorant it's not even funny. nagiya... trust me... don't listen to any of these morons. you do not need help, you are not crazy or wrong or weir...

  • Do I have to watch p*rn to understand sex?
    i disagree with "your first time will always be awkward." my first time was great. but i think that was because for a long time, me and my girlfriend did "everything but" sex all the way up until the actual sex. i would recommend that. and p*rn isn'...

  • Trapped in a sexless relationship
    dump her man. i know you will both be hurt and it will be really ugly and nasty, but she is being unfair to you by not really talking about this issue. i agree with her that sex isn't that important and sex isn't everything, but normal couples have...

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