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  • I'm scared to have sex with my boyfriend.
    Wait if you want to, if hes pressuring you like "Why not!?" then don't, he just wants the sex. If hes like "I want to, but I'm not ready till you are" he's just like me, I don't feel ready unless SHES ready. In otherwords, be sure you know the guy ...

  • What does this mean?
    To say that someone is stuck "between a rock and a hard place" stresses that there are two forces which are restricting one's movement. Often it is the opposite direction of these forces that causes the sticking point. One is unable for some particular...

  • Yet another stalker guy
    Whats the question? If its how to get rid of him, tell him to his face you dont like him, if hes stalking you like a mongrel he deserves the hit, but if he's just really shy, which it seems to me (the books part, hes scared to be near you without pe...

  • Why can't guys be normal?
    Lol, I ask everyone for nudes jokingly... Its a good way to end AND start a conversation :P "So dude, I heard you dropped out...?" "You got nudes?" BUT, in like serious conversations im not an idiot, so I guess im half/half?

  • Good idea or bad idea for America ?
    Amblessed dummed it down for you, if you cant read the real text and get what Amblessed said, maybe you should not have replied to it, all I have to say. And I think its bad.

  • How long can you be put in jail for stealing?
    Always carry the money to pay for something if your going to be a dirty theif :P If you have the money all you gotta do is say "OH CRAP I FORGOT I HAD THIS!"

  • Can he really tell if I was cheating?
    Body language comes out different when your not thinking of just him, and he can tell the difference :P I can tell when OTHER peoples girlfriend's are cheating on them, I'm really good at reading peoples body language, not sure why, just good at it.

  • Vagina smell and taste.
    I read it in a book somewhere so id like to think it is. But alas I have no vagina so I cant give you the trial and error :-/

  • How come guys aren't interested in me?
    I used to have that problem then one day I got drunk at a friends party (his band was playing, all emo like they are) and I jumped up next to em and added my own bit of screamo to their emo, apparently everyone liked it, I don't know I cant remember lo...

  • Can I run away? (100.00%)
    Yes you could, in fact that's so young that if you even get seen walking around alone down a street even in the middle of the day someone would stop you and ask what your doing. If anything you will be gone a day before someone finds you or some cra...

  • Does he like me?
    Ask him? but wait for a time when him and his girlfriend are fighting to make it easier, I wouldn't say this except you said she hit him, that's how wife beating begins, so what I'm saying is, wait for him and her to be apart or fighting or something a...

  • How old were you when you lost your virginity?
    14. And I regret it. I feel like I missed out on the teen years of waiting :-/

  • Which animals do you fear most?
    Theres not really an animal im afraid of, since any animal can be out witted. But I would say something of the cat family, their like the ninjas of the animal kingdom, if your lucky enough to see em coming you might have a chance :P

  • My boyfriend gets jealous too easily.
    Tell him exactly what you told us, hell link it to him. You basically answered your own question and didn't know it, just let him know there is no reason to worry about your friends, they wont steal you away and you wont cheat on him, that should be...

  • How do I stop procrastinating? (100.00%)
    I did the same thing through school, but what it was with me is I would get an assignment in class and finish it in about 5 mins and go to sleep, wakeup at end of class and hope we didn't do anything else. Im a very impatient person, so sitting in a...

  • First kiss?
    I was 12... Anyways, I guess I missed out on another of those "I WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE!" things. Oh well, its not a big deal anyways.

  • Relationship help? (100.00%)
    'I used to like u'. He still likes you. That's all I can say.

  • Shy Guy, how to tell where I stand with him?
    He's scared you might turn him down, approach him and ask him to go out with you! Hell I'm the same way, if there's a girl I REALLY like I wont approach her, I wait and see how things could go, because most of the girls I date are friends that I don't ...

  • Ladies, you confuse me.
    Lol. my dad is 47 and his new wife is 23, shes the same age as my older brother. I think she got with him for his money, she had 3 kids already when she met my dad (she was a house cleaner) and they started like hanging out and now their married. S...

  • Why did I stop breathing?
    He took your breath away! It was probably something he said or did to make you basically stop and ponder the situation, could be a good sign, like he said something so awesome you had to think about it, OR he said something that scared you so bad yo...

  • Internet jobs
    Go for it, all you can do is send government on a wild goose chase for a guy named "Ender" in sweden. :0

  • Internet jobs (100.00%)
    Internet job's are usually one guy and a few people he hired to make his life easy, its what I do and im 18. Run a 100k user forum (which shall remain nameless) taking in enough money from ads and donations to keep me living +2 more, so what I did was ...

  • My boyfriend is acting so different
    Sounds like he wanted his last chance at the freedom of single life, much like a bachelor party if you will, just lasting longer. If hes a decent guy he'll tell you, and you'll be fine, if not he's and idiot and your better off alone anyways, but ch...

  • Do you think aliens exist? (0.00%)
    Something makes me think Odal is a douchebag. Aliens are a fantasy :P

  • Motivating boyfriend to go to college! (100.00%)
    You just explained me basically, I seen no point in school till someone told me about game design, so a "community" college will suffice, get a degree in gaming (theres a lot of different areas) but im starting august for game design and networking (ne...

  • Miss my ex girlfriend (100.00%)
    Find a new girlfriend that makes you happy, I'm young but I've had the same problem, its been 3 years, the one girl I seriously loved and I broke up, STILL to this day think about it, but having a new girlfriend takes the kick away pretty good, not ful...

  • What's your favorite food?
    OHHH! Damn it Lex, you just drove my crazings up the wall, its been so long since I had good fries.

  • How to find true friend
    The true friends are the ones that will go in a 2v10 fist fight without asking questions. Always has your back. Really all I have to add in :P

  • Cheated on my boyfried, feeling so guilty
    Jaz beat me to it. But yeah, just tell him, he WILL flip out, but it would better than him finding out from a friend or something. Plus thats a good test of love

  • Am I Crazy?
    I've done somethining like that before, huting black bears with nothing but a knife with my dad when I was about 15-16, I loved it but hunting was always boring to me so I never did it again, but I see what your saying, I really want to test my limits....

  • What's this song called? (100.00%)
    Nickleback - Far Away http://www.metrolyrics.com/far-away-lyrics-nickelback.html That it?

  • Am I Crazy?
    yeah people have told me to join the army (dude you would totally rank up so fast) but that to me is just dumb, why fight a battle someone else started. Anyways, You basically explained me, lol I think im in love! lawls.

  • Is he going to leave? (100.00%)
    Cyber-Love is bad for a start. But tell me this, if the guy is kinda cute (I cant tell because I have a penis :P) he will most likely be interested in looks that equal his, if shes around the same he wont mind either way. If she loves him like you s...

  • I'm 15 and really want to have a baby (100.00%)
    first off adviceman is a moron, I bet your like 12 or just want attention. Now to the point, I had a girlfriend like this when I was 14 I think, so its a close age to you. She really thought her parents hated her (they where just trying to be parent...

  • I don't like him and can't stop thinking about it
    Just be sure to let him off easy, I had a friend a long time ago, like 7th grade so not that long but he had this huge crush on some girl and she didn't like that thought at all, she basically told him to f*ckoff in front of everyone, wasn't till aroun...

  • Have you heard about the band Tokio Hotel?
    I've heard some at a party once, had to ask who it was, but I remember this "I'm staring at a broken door There's nothing left here anymore My room is cold It's making me insane" Great sparked another warez day :P

  • How to change your life?
    You have to be dedicated. Thats the best advice I can give you, you must WANT whatever it is your changing bad enough to do it, and stick by it over time, otherwise you will just fail miserably. Look at smokers (myself included) they try but the add...

  • Any good names for my new salon?
    "Curl Up And Dye" seen that somewhere driving home from a friends house and nearly crashed laughing so hard. But thats a taken name, all I can think of off the top of my head is. "Hairport" - Come on Beth, lets go get out hair done! TO THE HAIRPORT!

  • Are there any banana pizzas in california?
    I will admit the second I saw your picture I was struck like a f*cking bus hit me, but im not as dumb as the 2 above me... And about the question, I know you can get it at random little places in FL, so im sure theres atleast one in CA

  • My boyfriend doesnt get mad at me.
    Dont worry about that, I've been single for about a year and a half, I got tired of caring for people that dont care for me. Not going to be much different in college in a few months, but ima give that a shot :P

  • Is it normal to just forget?
    sounds like you got roofied.

  • How to get her to like me again? (50.00%)
    Force yourself on her. RAPE!, but no just MAKE her hangout with you, but in a nice way, bring up memories and such to talk about with her.

  • My boyfriend doesnt get mad at me.
    Then kick that d!ck to the curb if your not happy! I cant say that though because I get like that at times, I'm WAY too laid back and normally just don't care about ANYTHING going on around me. But I would always talk on the phone if a girlfriend ca...

  • My boyfriend doesnt get mad at me. (100.00%)
    He could be scared that stepping up to the plate could cause him to lose you, so he'll sit back and hope for the best.

  • After a girl gives it to a guy (100.00%)
    Only the d!ckheads do that stuff. Could be like "I've got what I wanted, new project time." or "Wow! SHE LOVES ME YAYAYAYAY!" Leave her or, never leave her alone.

  • Are you a Virgin?
    I wish sometimes, it was great constantly wondering what it would be like :-/

  • Has anyone watched Degrassi?
    Im just joking lol

  • Your future (100.00%)
    I dont understand.. lol 1) I cant remember the stuff thats happened anyways, except my birthday 2) I dont think I've died yet... But I see what you mean, to predict it, thats too hard to do. so Ill just do this DATE OF BIRTH dob: 8/29/89 ...

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